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View Poll Results: Thoughts on the right wing situation
Convert Martial 0 0%
Make Sanchez swap wings 8 23.53%
Go for Dembele (and probably fail) 4 11.76%
Who cares, we'll wing it as usual - nothing will happen 22 64.71%
Voters: 34. You may not vote on this poll

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Unread 25-07-2018, 09:29 AM
Cream
 
Default Right wing issues

Hands of Scone?

WRONG.

Manchester United's problem position.

Ed is not keen on Mou signing a right sided midfielder while Gareth Bale still has hole in his brightly coloured bottom.

He's like some high school sap who won't date for fear of losing his wafer thin chance with the hottest cheerleader.

First Perisic, now Willian. Jose is hamstrung!

Solutions?

Kill two birds with one stone and convert Martial to a right winger. Play him there week in week out until it gels.

Insist Sanchez plays on the right and let Rashers and Martial share the left wing/substitute striker spot.

Make a 100m+ push for rising star Ousmane Dembele.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 09:34 AM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by Cream
Hands of Scone?

WRONG.

Manchester United's problem position.

Ed is not keen on Mou signing a right sided midfielder while Gareth Bale still has hole in his brightly coloured bottom.

He's like some high school sap who won't date for fear of losing his wafer thin chance with the hottest cheerleader.

First Perisic, now Willian. Jose is hamstrung!

Solutions?

Kill two birds with one stone and convert Martial to a right winger. Play him there week in week out until it gels.

Insist Sanchez plays on the right and let Rashers and Martial share the left wing/substitute striker spot.

Make a 100m+ push for rising star Ousmane Dembele.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 09:37 AM
Cream
 
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Originally Posted by windy waffles
The poll results would seem to confirm your analysis.

Lot of negativity around at the minute...
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 09:37 AM
Jethro
 
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Martial is a lost cause. #%&! him
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 09:38 AM
andyroo
 
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Winging it would be considerable progress
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 10:01 AM
Buck
 
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Shut up
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 10:11 AM
waynes ear's
 
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#%&! off
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 10:13 AM
YCSYFEUYA
 
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Unread 25-07-2018, 10:20 AM
atticusgrinch
 
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Sanchez or get big Dembers.

Surprising insight from cream btw.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 10:38 AM
rubbernecker
 
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Think you've omitted an option there Creamers

If we fail to land someone to add balance to the right I think it may be worth a go developing Linguard into an out and out right winger
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 10:41 AM
TheFatGoth
 
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Do we even play with wingers?

Thought Jose's style was to limit wing play to full backs.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 10:43 AM
puressence
 
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Rather have herving
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 10:54 AM
Baron
 
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Originally Posted by rubbernecker
Think you've omitted an option there Creamers

If we fail to land someone to add balance to the right I think it may be worth a go developing Linguard into an out and out right winger


That's for both the spelling & the idea.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 11:03 AM
Rorschach
 
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This seems like a suitable place to declare that I don't particularly give a #%&! who we buy any more. The club is clearly crippled by the owners and they will continue to do the bare minimum required to keep the cash rolling in.

Why should we waste our energies speculating and giving a shit in such a situation? It's pointless.

(If you want to fixate on sticking the boot into that miserable @#%&! Mourinho, feel free - but do not lose sight of the real #%&!ing problem at MUFC these days.)
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 11:15 AM
Cream
 
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Originally Posted by TheFatGoth
Do we even play with wingers?

Thought Jose's style was to limit wing play to full backs.
You'll notice 'right sided midfielder' mentioned in the OP. Perhaps right sided attacker would be more accurate.

I have absolutely no clue what formation we play to be honest. Lingard and Mata currently filling that spot? Only sometimes? A no 10 who drifts right? Who #%&!ing knows.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 11:18 AM
rubbernecker
 
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Originally Posted by Baron


That's for both the spelling & the idea.
It's an idea that wasn't mentioned by the OP and it's an option

Re the spelling who gives a #%&!

BTW Get to #%&!
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 11:44 AM
Baron
 
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Originally Posted by rubbernecker
It's an idea that wasn't mentioned by the OP and it's an option

Re the spelling who gives a #%&!

BTW Get to #%&!
It's an option rooted in #%&!wittery.

You #%&!wit.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 11:46 AM
guerreiro
 
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I lose track of the Dembele family; is this the one that Barcelona signed for shit loads?
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 11:53 AM
TheFatGoth
 
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Originally Posted by Cream
You'll notice 'right sided midfielder' mentioned in the OP. Perhaps right sided attacker would be more accurate.

I have absolutely no clue what formation we play to be honest. Lingard and Mata currently filling that spot? Only sometimes? A no 10 who drifts right? Who #%&!ing knows.
Never made much sense to me that we brought in Lukaku yet try to play most of our attacking play by fannying about through the middle. Our most successful teams always had players who would take it down to the byline and whip it in.

"Lumping balls" seems to be a last resort and only usually after we've brought on big Fellers and are desperate.
 
Unread 25-07-2018, 12:30 PM
Cream
 
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I lose track of the Dembele family; is this the one that Barcelona signed for shit loads?
Apparently so. Narrative is that he's pissed off they signed some bloke named Malcolm. He's also not had the immediate effect the fans might have expected. May have pissed off the French national team by acting the @#%&! in some way or other.

I don't #%&!ing know. Just sign the @#%&!.
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