Manchester United vs Chelsea - KO 8pm - 25/05/2023 - Official Match Thread

Just looked and the last five games have ended in 0-0 or 1-1 draws.

Good night.

Originally Posted by believe

Just looked and the last five games have ended in 0-0 or 1-1 draws.

Good night.

Go to bed. Guarantees a 5-0. Well, strongly suggests it.

Originally Posted by measlyshark

Go to bed. Guarantees a 5-0. Well, strongly suggests it.

Most likely

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

we won't have a better chance to beat chelsea than tonight. we're at home, they've been having a dogshit season. a draw will do but we can achieve much more than that.

Sticking with the 1-1 prediction

And the v neck jumper

Easy win…weekend starts early

3-0. £#%&! it, they're shite.

Let’s close this damned thing out today.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1661794267885637632

3-0 United. End the scousers season.

Sancho to take this game by the scruff of its neck.

2-1 United I reckon

Narrow win. We’re not exactly free scoring.

A couple of scrappy goals in the first ten mins or so will do nicely.

fancy a few goals tonight

Originally Posted by silv

fancy a few goals tonight

You’re not Antony Martial in real life then?

At home in shorts slight ache in the gum.

Martial has made the sign of the cross twice there. He'll be knackered now.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

At home in shorts slight ache in the gum.

You might be Phil Jones in real life.

Looking forward to Neville slagging us off for 90 mins

What's this £#%&!ing camera angle giving me vertigo?