In order to fit in at Old Trafford

I am going to purchase a pair of fake D&G sunglasses and a new replica top with 'Big L' and number 7 on the back.

I will be lovin' it up bruv.

Ooo are ya?

I think the club should get everyone who is in the loyalty pot and regularly goes to away games and put us in the stretford end with unreserved seating so you can stand with as many of your mates as you want. At least then we wouldn't be surrounded by tourists.

I think the club will do £#%&!all except count the £'s currently flooding into the pockets of the Glazers jacked up chino's.

You forgot the ripped jeans, a series of rubber "good cause" bracelets, and a bleached mulletty thing haircut.

Fake tan is optional.

Saw a few lads in England shirts. Maybe you could try that look?

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

Saw a few lads in England shirts. Maybe you could try that look?

Hmm, possibly. I can't decide whether to put Lampard or Gerrard on the back though.

Maybe a nickname like 'Biggy' or 'I 8 Germans' ?

I saw a "Waz 7" at the game yesterday.

Waz?!

Originally Posted by Terry Silver

I saw a "Waz 7" at the game yesterday.

Waz?!

Possibly a bizarre shortening of '£#%&!er'.

Originally Posted by Terry Silver

I saw a "Waz 7" at the game yesterday.

Waz?!

I'd hazard a guess his name was Wayne.

He also has mates that they call bazza dazza and his missus is shazzer............

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

Saw a few lads in England shirts. Maybe you could try that look?

Quite a few with flip-flops on again

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Quite a few with flip-flops on again

Maybe there's some sort of prize for whoever wears flip flops as far into the season as possible. Expect to see someone with blue feet against Birmingham on New Year's Day.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

Maybe there's some sort of prize for whoever wears flip flops as far into the season as possible. Expect to see someone with blue feet against Birmingham on New Year's Day.

Ill stand on their toes next time.

Saw a lad about mid twentys in full strip with Ronaldo 7 on the back, wearing moulded stud boots against Reading the other week!

I'd have £#%&!in pissed myself if it wasn't that sad!

Then again he was walking around to the Stretty

lad about three rows in front of me wearing a brand new replica shirt with 7 Beckham' on the back. Will somebody please explain that logic to me?
Seen a few ingerlund shirts too most notably I saw one with king on it.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Quite a few with flip-flops on again

Stamp on their feet when you see them

£#%&!ing pebble flickers on your feet ffs

I believe a diamond jumper and some £#%&! re-issue old school trainers is a far better look. Maybe throw in some Henri & Stone Island type @#%&!ishness as well. Yeah yeah yeah

If you ain't got a Henleys t-shirt & hair that's spiked up at the back and flat at the front, then you're not coming in.

Originally Posted by MrBishi

If you ain't got a Henleys t-shirt & hair that's spiked up at the back and flat at the front, then you're not coming in.

One of those £#%&!ing daft 3 in 1 hair cutes like Chris Eagle, short on the sides, spikey at the back and flat at the front

Originally Posted by Wez

One of those £#%&!ing daft 3 in 1 hair cutes like Chris Eagle, short on the sides, spikey at the back and flat at the front

He's Hot.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He's Hot.