Tuchel

Too much noise to not have a thread. All signs pointing to him being desperate for the job.

I've made my manager stance quite clear but if INEOS want to go for the 2/3 season short term he could be a good shout. However, I have to ignore anything won with PSG but his credentials are pretty good.

Looking forward to August through December being enjoyable before the shit @#%&!s turn up.

It wouldn't be an awful appointment I suppose. Isn't he supposed to be difficult to work with from an ownership/directors pov? Not sure he's an Ineos man but he would be an improvement over EtH and infinitely preferable to the likes of Southgate.

Once saw him chain smoking outside the raddison in town. Exchange nods so he passes the sirl test for me Clive. Bald within 2 years though? Also doubting his 6ft4 credentials that appear on wiki, but if true he's one of our forum own

Originally Posted by Lok

It wouldn't be an awful appointment I suppose. Isn't he supposed to be difficult to work with from an ownership/directors pov? Not sure he's an Ineos man but he would be an improvement over EtH and infinitely preferable to the likes of Southgate.

Was he with Jean-Claude Blanc at psg?

We can't talk about standards and then appoint a chain-smoking chav in a tracksuit and baseball cap

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

We can't talk about standards and then appoint a chain-smoking chav in a tracksuit and baseball cap

For me he looks to have the look of man to turn a crate of Stella blind eye to some marginal gains/ blood doping projects. We need a man that won't squeel.

As a former defender maybe he'd make us tighter than (Jack to complete, NSFW boundaries)

Originally Posted by Lok

he would be an improvement over EtH and infinitely preferable to the likes of Southgate.

is amorim and palhinha an option?

Full head of hair or bald is fine, but the inbetween job he’s got going on is not acceptable in this day and age. Not only does it look repulsive, it also betrays a lack of interest in maintaining a good appearance. Big Jim seems to take that kind of thing seriously; its only been a few days since he called out the absolute state of the IT department and ordered them to start tidying up after themselves. It wouldn’t surprise me if one of the job requirements for working under him, is that all members of staff must be in possession of a decent pair of clippers.

Either way, we are doomed if this guy turns up. You’ll all see.

Originally Posted by est.1878

For me he looks to have the look of man to turn a crate of Stella blind eye to some marginal gains/ blood doping projects. We need a man that won't squeel.

As a former defender maybe he'd make us tighter than (Jack to complete, NSFW boundaries)

only needs to be competent...

Originally Posted by NedKelly

. Big Jim seems to take that kind of thing seriously; its only been a few days since he called out the absolute state of the IT department and ordered them to start tidying up after themselves..

Germans do NOT tolerate tangled LAN cables or Carrington hydropools with an iffy button

This does smell a bit on.

He also definitely looks like a Nazi, but in a bad way.

Can definitely see the swag men selling "Tommy Tuchel's Grandad Bombed Old Trafford" t shirts.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

He also definitely looks like a Nazi, but in a bad way.

Hans Landa was based on him, apparently.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Hans Landa was based on him, apparently.

Hugo Doss.

Firmly ABS so it’s a yes from me.

Do we need to remind ourselves he was sloppy seconds for Chelsea after ralf turned them down?

Doesn’t he just fall out with everyone at every club he’s been at?

Need Zorg to confirm he doesn't have an ETH like farmer voice before I can get fully on board here

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Doesn’t he just fall out with everyone at every club he’s been at?

Yep, on top of which, as I have stated several times elsewhere, he's a scruffy trackie @#%&!. He couldn't even manage a suit for FA Cup final or CL final. Not the sort of sartorial elegance I think Jim would be wanting to insist upon.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Full head of hair or bald is fine, but the inbetween job he’s got going on is not acceptable in this day and age. Not only does it look repulsive, it also betrays a lack of interest in maintaining a good appearance. Big Jim seems to take that kind of thing seriously; its only been a few days since he called out the absolute state of the IT department and ordered them to start tidying up after themselves. It wouldn’t surprise me if one of the job requirements for working under him, is that all members of staff must be in possession of a decent pair of clippers.

Either way, we are doomed if this guy turns up. You’ll all see.

He needs a full hair transplant for sure. Maybe they can just transplant a whole scalp?

Might be a good stepping stone until the right man becomes available and keeps us away from any Southgate type madness.

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