Jack Grealish

Originally Posted by armchair

why are we thinking of signing players in their 50s who have rickets?

he has bow legs

As if he's somehow improved since East 17.

Originally Posted by Cream

As if he's somehow improved since East 17.

couldn't stop a pig in a poke

Originally Posted by armchair

couldn't stop a pig in a poke

Team mates in polyester shorts while he's prancing around in cor blimey trousers stinking of the fish market.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

https://twitter.com/Dwalcottkro/stat...249890821?s=19

Love it when journos try and replicate how a member of the public would naturally speak.

“It was strange to see an England ace looking so unkempt and dishevelled” said no one ever but I need to get my copy in before deadline so this will have to do.

Originally Posted by Throw

Love it when journos try and replicate how a member of the public would naturally speak.

“It was strange to see an England ace looking so unkempt and dishevelled” said no one ever but I need to get my copy in before deadline so this will have to do.

Think they're the next Bob Woodward...

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Think they're the next Bob Woodward...

Yep, but really they’re Tony Parsehole.

Its indefensible , a disgrace to his club.

I would still help him if he reached out though.

Originally Posted by Seamus

Its indefensible , a disgrace to his club.

I would still help him if he reached out though.

Aye up, lads... The Four Tops are in.

Think he's £#%&!ed himself. Can't see Ole being interested in someone who behaves like such a selfish irresponsible @#%&! (allegedly). Nice to see football rivalries alive and well and the bluenoses piling into him.

Originally Posted by elhombre

Aye up, lads... The Four Tops are in.

i cant help myself

Originally Posted by elhombre

Aye up, lads... The Four Tops are in.

Originally Posted by Seamus

i cant help myself

Originally Posted by Seamus

i cant help myself

City bound apparently

Originally Posted by Jethro

City bound apparently

Pep's rebuild starting well then.

Who gives a £#%&!. He’s got a stupid accent and is massively overrated.

van der Beek it is then

Rather have Maddison

Originally Posted by Jethro

City bound apparently

With Pogba staying and linking with Bruno, we don't need a player of this type.

Sancho needs to be the priority, and then a DM and CB to partner Maguire.

Bin off the likes of Lingard, Pereira, Rojo and Jones, too.

Brilliant player. Don’t see how he fits in at city mind