Erling Haaland

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Ole is probably waiting at Manchester airport for him.

Reports coming out that United ended talks over agent fees.

Good. If we keep letting that fat £#%&! take the piss out of us then we genuinely will be the idiotic outfit some portray us as. “Ooooh, please Mino, take twice the transfer fee in commissions and then unsettle the player for two years until you can £#%&! us over again....Pleeease.”

I get there’s hype over this kid, but people are making out like he’s the only good young forward in the world.

Originally Posted by utd99

Good. If we keep letting that fat £#%&! take the piss out of us then we genuinely will be the idiotic outfit some portray us as. “Ooooh, please Mino, take twice the transfer fee in commissions and then unsettle the player for two years until you can £#%&! us over again....Pleeease.”

I get there’s hype over this kid, but people are making out like he’s the only good young forward in the world.

You're absolutely right, he's not and if we've basically told Raiola to do one then that's a real step in the right direction.

That still doesn't change the fact that we really do need a proper striker with some experience.

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Ole is probably waiting at Manchester airport for him.

Reports coming out that United ended talks over agent fees.

And rightly £#%&!ing so especially if his old man wanted a cut.

https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1211307891308793856?s=21

Good.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Don't Dortmund regularly reach champions league ko stages?

They've more of a chance of winning their league than we do ours.

Yes they do to both statements
Which shows how far we’ve fallen

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Leipzig or Dortmund. Nailed on.

You only had to look at his face. Loves goose stepping

Originally Posted by Sparky***

https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/s...308793856?s=21

Good.

Hardly a surprise that they tried to rinse Woodward. That #@&%! has been throwing money around for years. He's responsible for this.

I can't understand how these £#%&!ing leeches exert so much control over players.

Are they that incompetent they can't just march into a chairman's office and demand x amount for so many years or tell him to £#%&! off?

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Hardly a surprise that they tried to rinse Woodward. That #@&%! has been throwing money around for years. He's responsible for this.

Maybe he’s finally learning. Just because we’ve been shit, doesn’t mean we have to have a two-bob mentality to supplement it.

If there’s any truth to those negotiation shenanigans then we were right to swerve it. Dangling tens of millions in front of Raiola and Haaland Sr would have been suicide unless we were buying the kid for two seasons. Then we really would have become Dortmund.

Originally Posted by utd99

Maybe he’s finally learning. Just because we’ve been shit, doesn’t mean we have to have a two-bob mentality to supplement it.

If there’s any truth to those negotiation shenanigans then we were right to swerve it. Dangling tens of millions in front of Raiola and Haaland Sr would have been suicide unless we were buying the kid for two seasons. Then we really would have become Dortmund.

Yeah, dortmund are the best selling club in europe. They'll get him for 20m quid, for about 2-3 years, develop him and sell him to Bayern Munich in 2023 for about 100m

Another thread, 24 pages, lots of ITK and speculation and the subject signs for another club - only on Fred

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Yeah, dortmund are the best selling club in europe. They'll get him for 20m quid, for about 2-3 years, develop him and sell him to Bayern Munich in 2023 for about 100m

Correct, and that’s great for them because they manage to parlay these deals into huge profit while mostly playing good football and having a bit of success here and there, but it can’t be our plan unless we’ve accepted that we’re now permanently in European football’s underclass.

Glad i stayed away from this thread.

The usual suspect been made to look very silly yet again

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Another thread, 24 pages, lots of ITK and speculation and the subject signs for another club - only on Fred

I think you’re right. This place would be a lot better if we just did away with threads that speculate and opine on the world of football.

We should be avoiding Raiola clients full stop.

Anyone signing for the slob should kind of know they are forfeiting any chance of signing for United. Obviously you don't make it official club policy...

If nothing else it will focus our transfer strategy and avoid us becoming embroiled in time wasting sagas where we're being played off against the likes of Juve (or Dortmund). Not to mention the fact we won't be saddled with poison like Pogba.

As a nice aside, it will hurt his business. No more using us as a stepping stone while creaming off millions. While other agents can tell prospects they can deal with ALL the cash rich clubs.

Will be easier after Pogba goes. Romero can stay but we should treat him like a dog.

Originally Posted by Jethro

And rightly f***ing so especially if his old man wanted a cut.

Suppose it depends how much you want the kid/to win.

We’ve had no problem paying the agent previously or delving into grey areas when making transfers before.

It also depends if you believe it’s the reason why he hasn’t come to United.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Another thread, 24 pages, lots of ITK and speculation and the subject signs for another club - only on Fred

But pure said it's anuzzer dun deel!

Originally Posted by utd99

I think you’re right. This place would be a lot better if we just did away with threads that speculate and opine on the world of football.

Yeah start more politics threads.

I prefer to talk about transfer targets once they’ve signed and are no longer targets.

Arsed. Stank of going to Dortmund or somewhere similar throughout.

Sign Werner, Sancho and Havertz.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Yeah start more politics threads.

I prefer to talk about transfer targets once they’ve signed and are no longer targets.

Which is why it’s great that reading or posting in threads is not mandatory for anyone except Riccers.

Originally Posted by d_knight

But pure said it's anuzzer dun deel!

I didn’t think it was humanly possible for a joke to get funnier every time you read it, but you’re certainly proving that assumption wrong.