Sanchez

If he was joining City, it would be super shrewd genius Pep pulling off a masterstroke, Liverpool and it would be the final piece of the jigsaw in Kloop finally bringing the title back to its rightful spiritual home of Merseyside, Chelsea and nobody would give a £#%&! as usual.

Utd however and he's on a pedestal alongside Jimmy Savile and Adolf £#%&!ing Hitler

I hope when he bags his first goal its a penalty kick following a blatant dive and he pulls a £#%&! load of monopoly money out of his shorts and starts wiping his arse with it in front of the press box.

Looking forward to the “£500k a week 😂😅 lolloolol rofl” tweets if Sanchez doesn’t score in his first match.

Him participating in one of Lingard's celebrations would boil vast quantities of piss

Originally Posted by NegativeNorris

Not sure if this has done the rounds yet, but it tickled me a bit!

https://youtu.be/yT22q_BbsaM

Posted in the twitter thread the other day. Didn't want to like it but it gets funnier and funnier.

Originally Posted by no fun

What’s cream doing in the car?

Look more like the driver these days tbfatslob

Hearing a whisper that Sanchez to Utd might be a goer.

Stays on here, keep it under your hat etc.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Could be anything.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Top piece of a Sherlock Holmesing here

https://en-gb.facebook.com/carwashmanchester/

To be absolutely honest I didn't really care that much about the Sanchez deal but having seen how much it has wound up Keown. I'm now made up he's coming.

Originally Posted by sub three hours

To be absolutely honest I didn't really care that much about the Sanchez deal but having seen how much it has wound up Keown. I'm now made up he's coming.

The seething is what I'm enjoying the most tbh. They are absolutely livid United aren't mid-table with Moyes still in charge.

Originally Posted by Banbury RED

hmm - big number at the club.

Originally Posted by Banbury RED

Announced TONIGHT?!?!?

That's a real pic, right?

Originally Posted by Banbury RED

Originally Posted by Banbury RED

Didn’t even know we had a game tonight!

full kit £#%&!er.