Griezmann

Just got out of bed, the search facility doesn't work on my phone and I got stoned last night to the extent I watched an Aussie show about a women's prison as I was unable to change the £#%&!ing channel (don't ask). Anyway, the player I have championed for years as a United player is being linked everywhere.

It's only Griezmann. Scenes if this isn't yet

A) another joke of a transfer

B) another joke of a thread.

Great player.

Off out now to get my 4th Pumpkins tattoo, will post pics for abuse later 👍⚽😎

You should probably go back to bed

It's in the Telegraph at the moment.

Another scattergun tranfer target.

Originally Posted by PeakyBlinder

It's in the Telegraph at the moment.

Another scattergun tranfer target.

By that you mean completely unfounded and made up to fill column space?

Originally Posted by Jethro

By that you mean completely unfounded and made up to fill column space?

Yes.

He's probably the only attacking player we haven't been linked with in the past week.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Off out now to get my 4th Pumpkins tattoo, will post pics for abuse later 👍⚽😎

Was planning on getting your panini dick carved into a pumpkin this halloween but I've saved a really tiny new potato which is much more suitable

https://twitter.com/antogriezmann/status/633731953275961344

He signed an improved contract and his buyout clause was pushed up by £15m or something in the past couple of weeks. I think it's £56m now. If we go for him now it'll be ridiculous.

Reus not in squad tonite griezmann liking rooney mid game ... Ohhh its on

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

Brilliant

Originally Posted by puressence

Reus not in squad tonite griezmann liking rooney mid game ... Ohhh its on

LVG must have got the nod from a genuine worldy to £#%&! Pedro off.

Reus or Muller.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

LVG must have got the nod from a genuine worldy to £#%&! Pedro off.

Reus or Muller.

According to his Wiki, he already plays for us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Griezmann

Kind of player we should be signing as one of our front 3 or 4. Throw the Di Maz money at them and get him in. Seems far obvious though.

We £#%&!ed up by not going for him when he left Real Sociedad last year. He's quick, scores goals, can beat a man and seems to relish the big occasions

Since then his value's at least doubled.

OFFF

His best mate is Mo Schnide.
On.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Just got out of bed, the search facility doesn't work on my phone and I got stoned last night to the extent I watched an Aussie show about a women's prison as I was unable to change the £#%&!ing channel (don't ask).

Better player than Hazard imo

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

Will you give it a rest, Bale ain't happening pal