United Myths

ffs lads.

Red Issue (the fanzine) was full of these back in the day.

The word in the street section usually accused unnamed people in the club of being gay whilst living straight lives every month.

Originally Posted by Ranier Wolfcastle

I think the last point is particularly important. Other than Giggs we had no one who could beat players, especially in central areas.

After 98/99 that famed quarter never dominated anyone and looked second best when we came up against quality opposition like Madrid and Bayern. To the extent where it even looked like they were bottling big games - Madrid away in 03 comes to mind, Van Nistelrooy aside.

I went that Madrid game men v boys

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

The word in the street section usually accused unnamed people in the club of being gay whilst living straight lives every month.

Well its possible to think of a few candidates there tbf

Originally Posted by puressence

I went that Madrid game men v boys

Remember OnDigital? They had the rights to the game and about 0.1% of the country were able to watch it at home. I went to the Palace in Levenshulme for it and it was like being at the match. Dangerously heaving.

Ah sorry I meant the 2000 game, the 0-0.

Stan Collymore cried when he heard that United had signed Andy Cole....

Another favourite of mine (which probably isn't true).

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Red Issue (the fanzine)

thanks for clearing that up

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

thanks for clearing that up

You’re welcome

Lee sharpe doing a sfw alphabet letter every weekend

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

You’re welcome

Originally Posted by est.1878

Lee sharpe doing a sfw alphabet letter every weekend

And the meningitis was to cover it up...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

And the meningitis was to cover it up...

Oh forgot about that, yep.

Paul Scholes has cancer

Originally Posted by puressence

Paul Scholes has cancer

That's not a myth, that is bullshit you have just made up.

Originally Posted by puressence

Paul Scholes has cancer

Remember it well.

Txts went round like wildfire before a big game iirc, had already been out for a while...

Probably someone saw him at a hosp for an eye exam with the double vision thing going on...?

Veron just wasn't given the freedom to play his natural game.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Remember it well.

Txts went round like wildfire before a big game iirc, had already been out for a while...

Probably someone saw him at a hosp for an eye exam with the double vision thing going on...?

iirc RI simultaneously pushing the line that he was going blind too.

Lee Sharpe had a preseason golfing accident.

Who plays golf in Coco Savannas ffs?

Nicky Butt has a city tattoo.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Nicky Butt has a city tattoo.

Another one? Lad must be city mad