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View Poll Results: How do you slice?
Standard halves - keep it simple 12 63.16%
Diagonals - I'm a pretentious tit 7 36.84%
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Unread 29-07-2019, 02:33 PM
Cream
 
Default Which way do you slice your toast?

Fit of inspiration.

Possibly the greatest food thread yet. Carnage in the comments section!
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:36 PM
otbarney
 
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I don't.
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:36 PM
AK14
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by otbarney
I don't.
This.
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:37 PM
dunk
 
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Wtf would you slice it for?
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:37 PM
Patty_b
 
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Used to be straight down the middle like some sort of caveman, but my wife showed me the light. 10x better when cut diagonally.
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:38 PM
otbarney
 
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And anyone who cuts it diagonally wants fucking with the rough end of a ragmans handcart.
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:38 PM
Sapien
 
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Get a job
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:41 PM
Throw
 
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Saw a weirdo cut it horizontally once. So odd.
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:42 PM
silv
 
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i don't cut toast.
if you're not man enough to eat it in one bite then you dont deserve toast
 
Unread 29-07-2019, 02:45 PM
Cream
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by otbarney
I don't.
Quote:
Originally Posted by AK14
This.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dunk
Wtf would you slice it for?
Quote:
Originally Posted by silv
i don't cut toast.
if you're not man enough to eat it in one bite then you dont deserve toast
Was tempted to include 'fold' and 'unsliced' options but didn't think we had any absolute savages on the forum.
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