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Unread 13-06-2019, 01:14 PM
Ethers
 
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Not looking great for the baby headed drug guzzler is it?

In intensive care after smashing into a wall at 40mph on a descent. Apparently took both hands off the handlebar to blow his nose
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:18 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Originally Posted by Ethers
Apparently took both hands off the handlebar to blow his nose
clearing out the previous nights coke bogies to give himself a bit of boost
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:19 PM
Time For Heroes
 
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Good, can't stand the prick and his stupid cycling style the massive druggie beanpole.
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:28 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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There cant be many adults who ride bikes who aren't wrong uns.
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:33 PM
jaffo
 
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Speaking as someone who smashed into a wall at 30mph at age sixteen and has had a fucked up leg ever since I feel very sorry for him.
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:37 PM
redhegemony
 
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Originally Posted by Ethers
Not looking great for the baby headed drug guzzler is it?

In intensive care after smashing into a wall at 40mph on a descent. Apparently took both hands off the handlebar to blow his nose
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Originally Posted by jaffo
Speaking as someone who smashed into a wall at 30mph at age sixteen and has had a fucked up leg ever since I feel very sorry for him.
Crashed into my wheelie bins coming back from the pub as had forgotten where the brakes were on the new bike. Neighbour not impressed - she was even less impressed when I stumbled down the steps a few weeks later.
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:37 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Froome, froome, froome
Let me hear you say woah
Woah
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:47 PM
jaffo
 
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Originally Posted by redhegemony
Crashed into my wheelie bins coming back from the pub as had forgotten where the brakes were on the new bike. Neighbour not impressed - she was even less impressed when I stumbled down the steps a few weeks later.
Aren't the brakes always on the handlebars? I'm not really up with biking technology these days
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:56 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Originally Posted by redhegemony
Crashed into my wheelie bins coming back from the pub as had forgotten where the brakes were on the new bike. Neighbour not impressed - she was even less impressed when I stumbled down the steps a few weeks later.
when i was about 7, i was showing off riding fast down a grass hill and then breaking and pulling my bike to the side just before the 6 ft wooden fence at the bottom. i did this about 10 times and the last time, my brakes failed and i went head first into the fence. to add insult to injury, i was then stung up the nose by a wasp.

i bet it was hilarious to watch; i must have looked a right cunt.

rip chris wiggins.
 
Unread 13-06-2019, 01:56 PM
redhegemony
 
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Originally Posted by jaffo
Aren't the brakes always on the handlebars? I'm not really up with biking technology these days
I had a racing bike with drop handlebars and then bought this which had brakes on the top - half pissed grasped at the brakes as if it had drop handlebars.

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