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Unread 15-04-2019, 04:13 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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The wankatron 2000.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 04:18 PM
no fun
 
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I was planning to use my lump sum early retirement fund to assist my children in life, but I now might have to reconsider
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 04:18 PM
waynes ear's
 
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The wankatron 2000.
will it work in conjunction with a Gamertron 2000? Because if so, I know someone who would deffo buy one
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:05 PM
92ToBury
 
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Virtual Reality makes it a big yes. Cheaper than a woman long term nqat. Ros from Game of Thrones on the VR set and Id be looking at a divorce lawyer.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:08 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Virtual Reality makes it a big yes. Cheaper than a woman long term nqat. Ros from Game of Thrones on the VR set and Id be looking at a divorce lawyer.
Why would you dress Ros as a divorce lawyer?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:10 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Why would you dress Ros as a divorce lawyer?
Some people like that sort of thing.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:18 PM
Jammy Dodger
 
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Why would anyone be too embarrassed to do it manually but not too embarrassed to use that machine?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:20 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Why would anyone be too embarrassed to do it manually but not too embarrassed to use that machine?
Maybe theyre just lazy?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:26 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Too embarrassed to do it naturally?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:33 PM
Sparky***
 
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Read the title and thought it was about Heather Mills
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