Everton v Chelsea ( Prem )

Chelsea's game-in-hand over us. A Draw or win will see us 6th place for the next 2 weeks.

KO 4:30pm

I think the only reason Duncan Ferguson is still a coach at Everton is because no one has the nerve to sack him.

Everton are awful and their fans might be the worst in the league. More moans and groans at Goodison than anywhere in the country.

Originally Posted by Clownbones

Everton are awful and their fans might be the worst in the league. More moans and groans at Goodison than anywhere in the country.

100%. Their forum is always good for a laugh. Absolute DOOM

Originally Posted by Vedder

100%. Their forum is always good for a laugh. Absolute DOOM

I have the footballing delight of living in Liverpool.

They really are the angriest, most bitter @#%&!s. Huge and warranted inferiority complex to Liverpool.

Their best player of the last 30 years is a Big Scottish thug and their all time club legend scored 60 goals before the invention of goal posts.

Pretending they're the 'People's Club'* is all they have.

*they aren't. It's 70% red.

Edit: They've just scored.

Richarlison

Originally Posted by dunk

Richarlison

This could be the one minor bit of cheer from a shite weekend of football.

2-0

David Luiz has to be pretty high up the list of most overrated players in world football.

Silva seems to set Everton up well against the bigger teams then seems to struggle against the shite. He's nailed this tactically so far.

Everton much improved second half.

Chelsea are odd. Play well for the most part, but no response when things go a bit shit.

Kante is this more advanced role is baffling.

#@&%!ford is such a Joe Hart wannabe @#%&!.

Makes the most rudimentary save and immediately gives it some:

Originally Posted by utd99

#@&%!ford is such a Joe Hart wannabe @#%&!.

Makes the most rudimentary save and immediately gives it some:

He might be a #@&%! but hart is on another level. Reckon he has a microdick.

Good result

Originally Posted by Clownbones

Everton much improved second half.

Chelsea are odd. Play well for the most part, but no response when things go a bit shit.

Kante is this more advanced role is baffling.

sounds familiar.

Another triumph for Sarriball, then?

Originally Posted by Clownbones

I have the footballing delight of living in Liverpool.

They really are the angriest, most bitter @#%&!s. Huge and warranted inferiority complex to Liverpool.

Their best player of the last 30 years is a Big Scottish thug and their all time club legend scored 60 goals before the invention of goal posts.

Pretending they're the 'People's Club'* is all they have.

*they aren't. It's 70% red.

Edit: They've just scored.

Chelsea may as well give their players veto power on any appointment; it’ll save time and money.

Originally Posted by Clownbones

I have the footballing delight of living in Liverpool.

They really are the angriest, most bitter @#%&!s. Huge and warranted inferiority complex to Liverpool.

Their best player of the last 30 years is a Big Scottish thug and their all time club legend scored 60 goals before the invention of goal posts.

Pretending they're the 'People's Club'* is all they have.

*they aren't. It's 70% red.

Edit: They've just scored.

Originally Posted by utd99

I think the only reason Duncan Ferguson is still a coach at Everton is because no one has the nerve to sack him.

One of my favourite non-United football moments is when Paul Scharner had just joined Wigan. He thought he’d make a bit of an impression of himself as a tough guy by squaring up to the biggest bloke on the other team. Which went well for him...