Matthjis De Ligt

ET would prob have a higher successful cross percentage tbf

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

hold on there chief

we have our own leader who has his hands on the pulse of the fans

Another @#%&! who doesn't sing at the match

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...er-United.html i hate myself for these types or reports honestly think this lad is just unreal make him capt build around him its a complete no brainer

Originally Posted by puressence

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...er-United.html i hate myself for these types or reports honestly think this lad is just unreal make him capt build around him its a complete no brainer

That explains how you arrived at this conclusion

Originally Posted by puressence

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...er-United.html i hate myself for these types or reports honestly think this lad is just unreal make him capt build around him its a complete no brainer

Pretty sure Barca are getting him. I read recently de Jong is his best mate so there's no chance we will get him if that's the case. Dream move to one of the biggest clubs in the world with some of the best weather and your best pal along for the ride or playing alongside Ashley Young, what would you choose?

Just trying to get more money out of Barca.

No doubt we’ll help them out of any financial trouble this summer by signing crocks like Umtiti.

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1129315732318294016?s=20

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...318294016?s=20

That's all very well but why the £#%&! would he want to come to this cluster £#%&! of a club.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...318294016?s=20

In other news I think Rita Ora would be great as my bird.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...318294016?s=20

Good to see our scouts can state the obvious. Any chance they could stop dithering about and actually sign a few players?

Would be amazing if we could convince this monster to come truly would sell him the club the idea the honour

Originally Posted by messhead

Good to see our scouts can state the obvious. Any chance they could stop dithering about and actually sign a few players?

Not to be pedantic but scout's don't sign players pal...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Not to be pedantic but scout's don't sign players pal...

Apologies; any chance they could stop dithering about and actually scout some players we can sign?

Hope you approve.

Originally Posted by messhead

Apologies; any chance they could stop dithering about and actually scout some players we can sign?

Hope you approve.

Check user CP.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...318294016?s=20

I thought they said he was too fat?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I thought they said he was too fat?

With 8 million ‘content providers’ jostling with the print and tv mob for attention, and United being the only story people really care about, I have a feeling the odd porky might slip through.

This year's Ramos...Bale... Marcelo Salas... Batigol.

Ring Clubcall for more on 08000....ah £#%&!, page has gone. Wait for it to come round again.

Not even in our wildest £#%&!ing dreams.

Shouldn't have been leaving Stockholm without first dibs on half of their £#%&!ing team.

They are going to use fake united interested to get a better barca deal

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1129491826208051202?s=20