Casemiro

We are the dumb money nqat

Him and Varane will both be out for a month by the time October rolls around

Combined age is a cracker

Can imagine the reaction from the Einsteins on here for us being in for Modric six years ago.

"Past it" etc.

Private jet arriving at barton

https://mobile.twitter.com/UtdPlug/status/1560751278694752258

He's gonna bloody love rashford.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

https://mobile.twitter.com/UtdPlug/s...51278694752258


He's gonna bloody love rashford.

Has Kroos been reading Giggs's poetry?

Originally Posted by poppy

Get in!!!! Yes yes yes yes yes!!! What a signing!

Probably snap his Achilles 10 minutes into his first training session.

Now for a song…

I thought that was the song

He sounds exactly what we need. You’ve got someone like Kroos, literally won everything in the game, commenting on his determination and standards ffs.

And people are moaning about his age. £#%&! me.

Originally Posted by Ethers

He sounds exactly what we need. You’ve got someone like Kroos, literally won everything in the game, commenting on his determination and standards ffs.

And people are moaning about his age. £#%&! me.

He was the youngest starting midfielder in the team that just won the CL.

Clearly too old for a club of our stature.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

https://mobile.twitter.com/UtdPlug/s...51278694752258


He's gonna bloody love rashford.

Was Kroos pissed when he typed that?

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

He's gonna bloody love rashford.

hope Casemiro gets off the plane, heads straight into Wythenshawe and volleys some disadvantaged kids in the face as a warning to Rashford

https://youtu.be/GGQkktPuLdU

Originally Posted by armchair

https://youtu.be/GGQkktPuLdU

Oh yes. Mainline that straight into my veins.

Look like he'll be more than happy to put himself about in training as well. Some of our man-children are going to hate him

You just know he's going to make an amazing last ditch tackle in his first game and be sent off by a card happy ref.

Originally Posted by armchair

https://youtu.be/GGQkktPuLdU

Some good examples of him recovering the ball high up the pitch. ETH will love that.

And there’s few things more impressive to watch from a defensive point of view as a full-flow Messi getting stopped in their tracks.

First page of this thread is pretty funny reading back. Sometimes think I'm the only one who still believes in this cloop.

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

First page of this thread is pretty funny reading back. Sometimes think I'm the only one who still believes in this cloop.

Said he was a great player but thought he would tell us to £#%&! off...

Glad to be wrong.

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

First page of this thread is pretty funny reading back. Sometimes think I'm the only one who still believes in this cloop.

I thought we were being used as new deal leverage. Didn’t think there was a chance he comes here or that the talk was even real.


Incredible how we can get a £60m deal with another huge club done in the space of a week, but we’re DVLA Sloth-ing everything else.

We’re £#%&!ing weird.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I thought we were being used as new deal leverage. Didn’t think there was a chance he comes here or that the talk was even real.


Incredible how we can get a £60m deal with another huge club done in the space of a week, but we’re DVLA Sloth-ing everything else.

We’re £#%&!ing weird.

Frenkie situation is very weird tbh, its more a Barca issue than us.

Malacia was fairly swift, Eriksen was done a bit slowly due to special medical etc

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Incredible how we can get a £60m deal with another huge club done in the space of a week, but we’re DVLA Sloth-ing everything else.

We’re £#%&!ing weird.

something to do with Madrid not owing him any money probably helps speed up negotiations