Jose "Christmas is cancelled"

When's Ramadan?

Originally Posted by otbarney

When's Ramadan?

Why?

Triple time.....

Originally Posted by Cream

Why?

Because the likes of Ibra and Fellers have to train and play without eating, so having a late dinner is £#%&! all in the big scheme of things.

(I know they'll probably sneak a Mars bar.)

Originally Posted by otbarney

Because the likes of Ibra and Fellers have to train and play without eating, so having a late dinner is £#%&! all in the big scheme of things.

(I know they'll probably sneak a Mars bar.)

Nothing stopping them from converting to Christianity.

Although with Christmas now cancelled...

Originally Posted by Cream

Nothing stopping them from converting to Christianity.

Although with Christmas now cancelled...

According to that book that the £#%&!ing Christian idiots believe in its easier for a rich man to get inside a camel than to get into heaven ( or summat like that) so cant see a premiership footballer wanting to be a Christian

Anyway what’s more important, 3 points v Burnley or celebrating a birth that never actually happened?

If the issue is merely that Jose wants to train at OT rather than Carrington, can't they just give him a key to let himself and the team in? Let the janitor stay at home with his family ffs.

Originally Posted by Cream

Nothing stopping them from converting to Christianity.

Although with Christmas now cancelled...

Who the £#%&! in their right mind would want to convert from one stupid evil cult to another?
Atheism is the way forward. 👿

Originally Posted by otbarney

Who the £#%&! in their right mind would want to convert from one stupid evil cult to another?
Atheism is the way forward. 👿

That's Satan, you daft bastard.

Originally Posted by Cream

That's Satan, you daft bastard.

Training at 5 pm. None story I’d imagine most teams will be doing something just another stick to throw at Jose. Sad as £#%&!

Originally Posted by puressence

Training at 5 pm. None story I’d imagine most teams will be doing something just another stick to throw at Jose. Sad as £#%&!

still want him out mate?

Originally Posted by Cream

That's Satan, you daft bastard.

That's, Fred the Red, you dope. 😁

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

still want him out mate?

Yep the @#%&! 😉😉😉😉

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

We've got 6 games between the 17th Dec and 1st Jan. Madness that

Also pretty normal in English football, though?

Originally Posted by puressence

Training at 5 pm. None story I’d imagine most teams will be doing something just another stick to throw at Jose. Sad as f***

Quite unusual to have it that late I think. Fergie always made them train on Xmas day but always a morning session.

The (supposed) discontent is about the timing.

Still too many press rats in our club tbh. Think most had Wazza down as chief snide leaker but someone's taken the reigns if so.

I'd be thrilled if it meant I'd have to have a kick about for a couple of hours xmas day evening...

7-9am Wake up and watch the kids open their presents

9-12pm set up batman lego/Paw Patrol tower/scalextric (pick your poision)

12-2pm dinner

2-4pm watch xmas programs before making way to training

5-7pm kick about with the lads (while missing out on the family get together, bonus)

Home by 8ish just in time to have cold meat sandwiches and xmas pud

"Cant do the dishes love, medical staff orders. Soap suds that close to training is counter productive"

"Can't meet up with your family love, we've got training"...

I do admit to getting a bit religious at Christmas, I become eggnogstic.

Same as Dick Advocaat.

Originally Posted by Drexl

I do admit to getting a bit religious at Christmas, I become eggnogstic.

Same as Dick Advocaat.

Originally Posted by Drexl

I do admit to getting a bit religious at Christmas, I become eggnogstic.

Same as Dick Advocaat.

Mods, move to snowball thread