gary lineker

one short of bobby. £#%&!ing shit @#%&!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2-Nkc8-Kig

Just been on bbc world news. mr £#%&!ing barcelona all of a sudden. giving a history lesson on catalonian culture.

Originally Posted by Zorg

I wish I'd never sung the jug-eared @#%&!'s name when he got subbed at OT in 1992.

I once met him with a few mates about 98 and all my mates where shaking his hand and he turned to me and I said "no thanks" He looked at me surprised and I told him "despite the fact my heart was broken after losing the title I still sang your name because we all appreciated you as a footballer. You were that keen to make a name of yourself as a funny pundit you jumped in bed with that #@&%! Hancock and slated United at every opportunity and for that reason I will never forgive you so £#%&! off" He was pretty gobsmacked and actually went "oh sorry"

Originally Posted by believe

I once met him with a few mates about 98 and all my mates where shaking his hand and he turned to me and I said "no thanks" He looked at me surprised and I told him "despite the fact my heart was broken after losing the title I still sang your name because we all appreciated you as a footballer. You were that keen to make a name of yourself as a funny pundit you jumped in bed with that #@&%! Hancock and slated United at every opportunity and for that reason I will never forgive you so £#%&! off" He was pretty gobsmacked and actually went "oh sorry"

You mean theta what you told yourself you should gave said five minutes after shaking his hand, giggling like a girl, and comparing the wing span of your ears?

Originally Posted by irk

You mean theta what you told yourself you should gave said five minutes after shaking his hand, giggling like a girl, and comparing the wing span of your ears?

£#%&! you