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Unread 15-12-2008, 12:25 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
Thumbs up Scholes Junior - The New Wayne Rooney?

Heres £#%&!ing hoping so....another amazing performance on saturday morning.

It was pissing down with rain and I thought he would cry off...how wrong could I be....he put in a truly outstanding performance and scored 9 goals and made another 3 in a 12-4 win

He was pulled to one side and told by the head coach that he was sublime and not only is he a year younger (hes just turned 5) than everyone else but he has the awareness to not just run after the ball and run with the ball like normal 5-6 year old kids do, but he has the ability to look up and pass the ball.

Chuffed to bits, hopefully Adidas or Nike will offer him a boot deal and I can get out of this shitty job
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:37 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Heres £#%&!ing hoping so....another amazing performance on saturday morning.

It was pissing down with rain and I thought he would cry off...how wrong could I be....he put in a truly outstanding performance and scored 9 goals and made another 3 in a 12-4 win

He was pulled to one side and told by the head coach that he was sublime and not only is he a year younger (hes just turned 5) than everyone else but he has the awareness to not just run after the ball and run with the ball like normal 5-6 year old kids do, but he has the ability to look up and pass the ball.

Chuffed to bits, hopefully Adidas or Nike will offer him a boot deal and I can get out of this shitty job
pushy parents aren't cool. just let him be a kid ffs.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:39 PM
Charlestown Rouge
 
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I find it hard to believe that a five year old can put in a "sublime" performance or that a youth coach in Manchester would even use the word.

Fruitless trials at Crewe and Oldham then a long and rewarding career at Prestwich Heys.

Live the dream fella.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:40 PM
Ginners
 
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5 years old?? i was still shitting in a nappy

i thought you were gonna say he was 11 or something

as duckers said, really bad parenting pushing him like that
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:41 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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I find it hard to believe that a five year old can put in a "sublime" performance or that a youth coach in Manchester would even use the word.

Fruitless trials at Crewe and Oldham then a long and rewarding career at Prestwich Heys.

Live the dream fella.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:42 PM
marlo
 
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get him on street striker 2009.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:43 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Fair play, reminds me of me when I was a kid playing under 6s. Except the difference was I was 12. Still though, I was good.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:44 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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Not being pushy with him, hes wanted to play for 18 months now but I've held him back
He loves saturday mornings though, I just want him to enjoy his football and see where it goes.
I know more than anyone about disappointment attached with football and how things will change when he gets a little older.
He enjoys it and thats all that matters
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:44 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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get him on street striker 2009.
He managed 4 kick ups yesterday and he was chuffed to bits
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:44 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Any scouts around SSG2?
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:45 PM
Ginners
 
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He managed 4 kick ups yesterday and he was chuffed to bits
pfff, i can do about 150. doubt he will make it
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:47 PM
marlo
 
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He managed 4 kick ups yesterday and he was chuffed to bits
but has he got a home made gym with your dirty £#%&! socks as cones.

thats what makes the street striker.
drop balls out your top windows and make him control them and let him to kicks up on your megane roof.

he has to be the best. the ultimate street striker.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:48 PM
marlo
 
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Any scouts around SSG2?
id assume a few of the team are boy scouts as well, yes.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:48 PM
Ginners
 
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but has he got a home made gym with your dirty £#%&! socks as cones.

thats what makes the street striker.
drop balls out your top windows and make him control them and let him to kicks up on your megane roof.

he has to be the best. the ultimate street striker.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:50 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Not being pushy with him, hes wanted to play for 18 months now but I've held him back
He loves saturday mornings though, I just want him to enjoy his football and see where it goes.
I know more than anyone about disappointment attached with football and how things will change when he gets a little older.
He enjoys it and thats all that matters
you were supposed to get all arsey with me so i could post this

way to ruin my plan, pushy.
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:54 PM
plopborsky
 
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but has he got a home made gym with your dirty £#%&! socks as cones.

thats what makes the street striker.
drop balls out your top windows and make him control them and let him to kicks up on your megane roof.

he has to be the best. the ultimate street striker.
arff thats £#%&!ingpiss funny
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:56 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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Any scouts around SSG2?
Hes at City
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:57 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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you were supposed to get all arsey with me so i could post this

way to ruin my plan, pushy.
Duckers, your pathetic taunts don't bother me anymore
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 12:57 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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Originally Posted by hollowman
but has he got a home made gym with your dirty £#%&! socks as cones.

thats what makes the street striker.
drop balls out your top windows and make him control them and let him to kicks up on your megane roof.

he has to be the best. the ultimate street striker.
Very good Marlo
 
Unread 15-12-2008, 01:01 PM
ethelred
 
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Good job you're not pushy....

NO COMPETITIVE FOOTBALL UNTIL UNDER-9s

FA DIRECTIVE

That includes not recording the score or scorers.

Might even be applied to higher age groups in the coming years.
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