We need a meaty striker

Sorry but if watching TV has taught me one thing, it’s that you need a good mix of people in a team.

If you have 5 top strikers you need at least one Dion Dublin/Mick Harford in there.

Having Taquarius de Zingerburger being a nippy flexible winger who can walk the ball into the net is one thing but sometimes you need an Ivan Bouldervic who can just bludgeon Brighton defenders in the 85th minute.

I feel our forward line is too predictable?

Thoughts?

Stevie Wonder can see we need a striker, ffs.

What about that Cavani chappie?

PS I agree not sure ETH sees it that way though.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Stevie Wonder can see we need a striker, ffs.

Yeah but not just any striker.

A meaty striker.

A powerhouse off the bench. Someone to lead the line vs Blackpool in the FA Cup.

I just feel our squad is so badly set up - we need an Iron Man up there, not a namby pamby “id rather have a cup of tea than get 9 stitches above the eye away vs Millwall” streak of cowardice.

Sadly I don’t know many strikers out of the PL nowadays - but we need one.

Irks me that our management can’t see this.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

What about that Cavani chappie?

PS I agree not sure ETH sees it that way though.

Cavani and Ibrahimovic were ideal - 5 years earlier

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Yeah but not just any striker.

A meaty striker.

A powerhouse off the bench. Someone to lead the line vs Blackpool in the FA Cup.

I just feel our squad is so badly set up - we need an Iron Man up there, not a namby pamby “id rather have a cup of tea than get 9 stitches above the eye away vs Millwall” streak of cowardice.

Sadly I don’t know many strikers out of the PL nowadays - but we need one.

Irks me that our management can’t see this.





Cavani and Ibrahimovic were ideal - 5 years earlier

Like Lukaku?

That worked well...

Mitrovic, Coady and Mustafa and it would have been a perfect window imo.

Dwight Pork-e

Maybe Frank Le-Beef out of retirement and up front?

Here we go

Fatman Ibrahimovic

Patrick Bürger

If they do sign one just keep him away from luke shaw

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Sorry but if watching TV has taught me one thing, it’s that you need a good mix of people in a team.

If you have 5 top strikers you need at least one Dion Dublin/Mick Harford in there.

Having Taquarius de Zingerburger being a nippy flexible winger who can walk the ball into the net is one thing but sometimes you need an Ivan Bouldervic who can just bludgeon Brighton defenders in the 85th minute.

I feel our forward line is too predictable?

Thoughts?

This sort of thing ?

Chicken Tikka Mo'Salah

If only we'd snapped up Erling Halaland, he's very meaty.

A near parallel universe we sign mick Harford not Eric and fergie leaves mutual consent summer of 93....

Get Dion Dublin on a free from Homes under the hammer.

A Richarlison-like figure would've been a good signing. Just to soften up defenders.

Originally Posted by armchair

A Richarlison-like figure would've been a good signing. Just to soften up defenders.

Exactly. Just feel we are missing someone with a decent physical presence.

Would even consider showing Maguire up top on the last 10 minutes when losing 1-0 to Stoke or whatever.

It’s his time