Rooney Watch 2017/18

Originally Posted by Crumps

Pupils on.

Nice chest with a face to protect em.

If I'm a multimillionaire risking getting caught cheating in my pregnant wife I'm going for something a damn better than that. Amount of slap she's wearing and all that contouring gear she's gonna be rough as arses without makeup on. Makeup nowadays means is a joke, can get absolute hounds looking absolutely fire.

Absolutely this, there would be thousands of 10/10 looking birds that would do the deed ffs

Originally Posted by Bobda

State of the old boot....



Confirmed they were going back to her place for a £#%&!

Originally Posted by Pop

State of the old boot....



Confirmed they were going back to her place for a £#%&!

that's the bonnet mate ....boots at the other end on a beetle

A bloke has gone out, got hammered, made some stupid decision and got in trouble with the filth.

Happens all the time. Perspective.

P.s. if this was me Mrs wufta would be already at the solicitors with my balls dangling from the front door.

Strangely looks like a brunette Coleen

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Strangely looks like a brunette Coleen

Get in there pal?

Originally Posted by Pop

State of the old boot....



Confirmed they were going back to her place for a £#%&!

Jesus Christ. Absolute hound.

Will be on Big Brother next year.

Originally Posted by lindelof

Jesus Christ. Absolute hound.

Will be on Big Brother next year.

Not really a hound though is she. She's been up drinking til 2am, been questioned by the filth, nearly had fruity time with the ugliest man in Cheshire, had the press all over her etc.

The most shocking thing about this her car. Taken straight from the recruitment agents' handbook.

Two phones as well. One from her new agent.

Originally Posted by wufta

Not really a hound though is she. She's been up drinking til 2am, been questioned by the filth, nearly had fruity time with the ugliest man in Cheshire, had the press all over her etc.

The most shocking thing about this her car. Taken straight from the recruitment agents' handbook.

Two phones as well. One from her new agent.

She is rough. A hound. A dog if you will...

Originally Posted by lindelof

She is rough. A hound. A dog if you will...

A up.....

Brad Pitts in.,.

Originally Posted by lindelof

She is rough. A hound. A dog if you will...

If I were single and with no disrespect to Mrs wufta, I would put her in the category of "worth a squirt". Clearly I'm a romantic.

All sounds like it just got a bit out of hand

The make up that birds use nowadays put Tom Savini to shame. Unrecognisable in some cases.

Originally Posted by Crumps

The make up that birds use nowadays put Tom Savini to shame. Unrecognisable in some cases.

Will be passing on this sage advice to the missus, I can still recognize her in full slap

I thought I had a bad hangover

I would tbh.

The woman obviously, not Rooney

Why didn't Stretford just bung her 50k?

She's had texts from his mates telling her to keep schtum.. maybe they should've been texting Waybe saying "don't be a #@&%!"

Not that any bloke I know has ever said anything other than "get plugged in" knowing the full consequences

Originally Posted by geo100100

Why didn't Stretford just bung her 50k?

because the sun probably paid more.