Rooney Watch 2017/18

Originally Posted by lindelof

Not sure if serious.

I'm sure getting her home safe was at the forefront of his mind...

just because you are a creep doesn't mean everyone else is.

Originally Posted by lindelof

Agreed.

Coleen lets him get away with it so he is going to do it. Doesn't make it right by any stretch of the imagination, though.

Starting to think they're in an "open relationship"

Originally Posted by Stickman

Starting to think they're in an "open relationship"

It happens every time she's pregnant. They've probably got an agreement.

Drink driving is the @#%&!ish thing here. Can't say I'm surprised, the bloke is an absolute piss-head. There's lots of stories United were able to cover up during his time with us. I doubt Everton will be able to do the same.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

You can see why he risked his family and millions in divorce for this

Pupils on.

Nice chest with a face to protect em.

If I'm a multimillionaire risking getting caught cheating on my pregnant wife I'm going for something a damn sight better than that. Amount of slap she's wearing and all that contouring gear, she's gonna be rough as arses without makeup on. Makeup nowadays is a joke, can get absolute hounds looking absolutely fire, special effects departments in a handbag.

Originally Posted by armchair

just because you are a creep doesn't mean everyone else is.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Just read what she said....They got a taxi from the bar, to her car

Maybe i could understand if it was one of Waynes £300k things...but to risk all this & with another woman, for a decade old VW....

All this shit for a £15 cab ride... silly boy Wayne

Originally Posted by Sapien

Surprised this lad hasn't commented given his strong views on drink driving. ...awaits the usual BB bad rep

Jeez, this week it really has been #bunkerbusterexposedparty

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

All this shit for a £15 cab ride... silly boy Wayne

£11 with uber

Could've cabbed it home, smashed it, then had her back at her beetle before the sun came up for less than 5 minutes wages and no one would have ever known. £#%&!ing idiot.

Wonder how many times United sorted this sort of shit out for him..

Originally Posted by dunk

Could've cabbed it home, smashed it, then had her back at her beetle before the sun came up for less than 5 minutes wages and no one would have ever known. £#%&!ing idiot.

Wonder how many times United sorted this sort of shit out for him..

Except the taxi driver.....

This was probably his plan...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Except the taxi driver.....

This was probably his plan...

At no point did he need to drive. He could've bunged the cab driver a oner ner to keep schtum and still been within budget

Originally Posted by dunk

At no point did he need to drive. He could've bunged the cab driver a oner ner to keep schtum and still been within budget

He could of done a lot of things but in his pissed up mind getting her back to her car and back to his undetected was probably his idea..

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

£11 with uber

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He could of done a lot of things but in his pissed up mind getting her back to her car and back to his undetected was probably his idea..

Maybe. Pissed up brains do £#%&! with sensible thought, but I can't ever remember a situation that after 2 pints I thought getting in a car to drive would be a good idea can forgive a lot of things, but rank stupidity..?

He could've even got 2 cabs to a place close to his gaff if that was the plan ffs.

Originally Posted by dunk

Maybe. Pissed up brains do £#%&! with sensible thought, but I can't ever remember a situation that after 2 pints I thought getting in a car to drive would be a good idea can forgive a lot of things, but rank stupidity..?

He could've even got 2 cabs to a place close to his gaff if that was the plan ffs.

Could've just rang his driver... though perhaps Driver's loyalties lie elsewhere...

With the lady of the house.

(driver could be Bunks?)

Investigation's moving along nicely I see. We should have this wrapped up by Monday.

Originally Posted by dunk

At no point did he need to drive. He could've bunged the cab driver a oner ner to keep schtum and still been within budget

And make sure the cabbie says "cross my heart, hope to die, I won't run to the papers"

Hope he sees time for this

Drink drivers are scum

Also give him time to think about throwing it all away for such a howler. Get a £#%&!ing taxi Wayne. If your'e so worried about being noticed, get one of your flunkies to jump in with you. Pretty sure Wes would have done you a solid

Or, even better, maybe just don't cheat on your pregnant wife

So glad we're rid of this absolute liability.

Someone else's problem now.