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Unread 19-10-2021, 07:36 AM
HarkNowHear
 
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People who leave chewed gum around your house. f***ing disgusting. Have had a pig of a friend at my place the past few days, f***ing chewing gum stuck to my clothes, on the car seat, walked into the floor and worst of all I was eating pizza last night, reheated from the microwave and thought it tasted strange, minty. Yep, microwaved bubblegum melted into the plate and under the two slices I ate. If he hadn't already have gone I would have thrown the bastard out onto the street last night.

Absolute f***ing animal


Iíd be presenting the evidence to him. See if he could Wrigleys way out of that.
 
Unread 22-10-2021, 10:25 AM
Zorg
 
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When you check staff profiles on a company website and it says stuff like 'in love with the human brain, he loves taking photographs of spiders webs' and 'a passion for German expressionist cinema'. You mean he watches Netflix in his pants.
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 04:53 PM
Poop
 
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When you get to the bottom of a bag of Doritos and there are only little broken half bits in it and then you get all Dorito dip on your knuckles and back of your hand as you have to reach further down into the jar to get dip on the little bitsy Doritos.

Absolutely furious I do be, I can certainly tell you that for nothing
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 05:02 PM
TravellingRed
 
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When you get to the bottom of a bag of Doritos and there are only little broken half bits in it and then you get all Dorito dip on your knuckles and back of your hand as you have to reach further down into the jar to get dip on the little bitsy Doritos.

Absolutely furious I do be, I can certainly tell you that for nothing
I'd like to add to that when they break as you dip them and you have to fish them out.

Adults who use infantile language to other adults.
For example today some woman, who is a complete nob btw, was having a trailer of horse manure dropped off at the allotments and kept calling it poo. Either say shit,or if you want to be polite, muck or manure. Poo, ffs,you're not a 5 year old.
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 05:31 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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I'd like to add to that when they break as you dip them and you have to fish them out.

Adults who use infantile language to other adults.
For example today some woman, who is a complete nob btw, was having a trailer of horse manure dropped off at the allotments and kept calling it poo. Either say shit,or if you want to be polite, muck or manure. Poo, ffs,you're not a 5 year old.
Oh f***ing this. Baby talk.

Wee
Loo
Poorly
Tummy
Nom
Referring to yourself as Mummy or Daddy when the kid isnít around.

Grow up. Then f*** off.
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 05:35 PM
Zorg
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
Oh f***ing this. Baby talk.

Wee
Loo
Poorly
Tummy
Nom
Referring to yourself as Mummy or Daddy when the kid isnít around.

Grow up. Then f*** off.
Absolutely. 'I've got a poorly tummy'. You're a 47 year old man
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 05:53 PM
TravellingRed
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
Oh f***ing this. Baby talk.

Wee
Loo
Poorly
Tummy
Nom
Referring to yourself as Mummy or Daddy when the kid isnít around.

Grow up. Then f*** off.
Especially in a medical setting, using tummy to grown adults

Point of order though, "loo" isn't unacceptable imo
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 05:59 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Especially in a medical setting, using tummy to grown adults

Point of order though, "loo" isn't unacceptable imo
Loo or bog (followed by paper where applicable) are quite acceptable, nqat.
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 08:07 PM
Sparky***
 
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Lewis hamilton dressing like the lost member of f***ing De La Soul.
 
Unread 23-10-2021, 08:13 PM
silv
 
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Nose spots. Is there anything worse than a spot on the inside of your nose??
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