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Unread 04-07-2023, 07:36 PM
Neo
 
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Does anyone know Neo irl and can check on him
All good here, Chief.

Been busy celebrating the nuptials of David and Edurne.

A wonderful ceremony, with the highlight being the sumptuous pumpkin pie at the reception.

I'm sure we can all agree that the beautiful bride will be in the safest of hands. Golden-Gloved hands, no less.

 
Unread 04-07-2023, 07:41 PM
Ethers
 
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Surprised they didn’t have the photo shoot inside his 6 yard box tbh.
 
Unread 04-07-2023, 07:44 PM
windy waffles
 
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Surprised they didn’t have the photo shoot inside his 6 yard box tbh.
Bet he dropped the bouquet etc...
 
Unread 04-07-2023, 07:55 PM
Patty_b
 
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Bet he dropped the bouquet etc...
Like he'd go up and challenge for it in the first place.
 
Unread 04-07-2023, 07:59 PM
believe
 
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Definitely won't have been any clean sheets.
 
Unread 04-07-2023, 08:11 PM
silv
 
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wonder if he had the %@#$&!s to kick off the consummation or asked his best man to instead
 
Unread 04-07-2023, 08:13 PM
dunk
 
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Definitely won't have been any clean sheets.
Winner.
 
Unread 04-07-2023, 08:41 PM
AK14
 
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No way he married in a church

He’d be terrified of all the crosses.
 
Unread 06-07-2023, 01:58 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Unread 06-07-2023, 02:04 PM
windy waffles
 
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Emoji posting #@&%!.

The emoji is quite fitting considering that's how he deals with crosses.

Bye.
 
Unread 06-07-2023, 02:06 PM
Lok
 
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Looks like he's been told to £#%&! off. He shouldn't have been messed around but at least it's over.
 
Unread 06-07-2023, 02:07 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by windy waffles
Emoji posting #@&%!.

The emoji is quite fitting considering that's how he deals with crosses.

Bye.


He's ready for pre season training ...

All this talk of respecting his legacy, the mosher @#%&! is posting emojis all over social media the massive needy @#%&!....
If it was myspace he'd change his home page tune ..
 
Unread 06-07-2023, 02:08 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Is he 12?

Gimp
 
Unread 06-07-2023, 02:12 PM
windy waffles
 
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He's ready for pre season training ...

All this talk of respecting his legacy, the mosher @#%&! is posting emojis all over social media the massive needy @#%&!....
If it was myspace he'd change his home page tune ..
 
Unread 06-07-2023, 04:14 PM
windy waffles
 
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Still listed on manutd.com as one of our goalkeepers...

Mason Mount is now on there so they've had a chance to update...

"I stay?!"
 
Unread 07-07-2023, 04:27 PM
BigJim
 
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Still listed on manutd.com as one of our goalkeepers...

Mason Mount is now on there so they've had a chance to update...

"I stay?!"
We're obviously keeping him lukewarm as an option of last resort, though it's unlikely we're telling him that.

Re-watched some footage of the Brentford game yesterday . £#%&! me, he's useless. The clean sheets were down to ten Hag improving what's in front of him. De Gea's not even that good at the one thing he's good at anymore. Good teams don't need the occasional worldy to save them points.
 
Unread 08-07-2023, 02:35 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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GONE...


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We're obviously keeping him lukewarm as an option of last resort, though it's unlikely we're telling him that.
Sage.
 
Unread 08-07-2023, 02:36 PM
Halloween
 
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All over, great for 4-5 seasons, right time to move on for all parties
 
Unread 08-07-2023, 02:37 PM
windy waffles
 
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Still on the website...
 
Unread 08-07-2023, 02:37 PM
Dasilvatwins
 
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About 3-5 years too late. But it’s done. Onana will be able to transform our build up play from the back

Thanks for the memories Dave now feck off
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