Massives to unveal a new "banterific" poster on Monday

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Here you go....

ha ha ha!

Tagged with bitters on my Facebook.Lovely

Originally Posted by Crumps

Was gonna start a new thread but I'll stick it in here. I've just been talking to a Bitter from across the Road and humouring him and his giddyness in preparation for tonight's "Nailed on Classic" or as I put it "Could be decide for fifth place"

Re, this picture. Love the way they're all patting themselves on the back going "HaHa they're so wound up, haven't we wound them up, they're gutted and they're so wound up, you'd never catch us getting wound up by them" despite no one saying owt or being particularly fussed and then one sight of the 34/5 years banner and their taches start twitching and they get hot under their regatta fleece collar.

They've becoming and are striving to be everything they claimed to hate for so long, they're not a football club anymore they're an arabs toy and not a particularly successful or attractive to watch one. oh how hollow any success will be and no matter how much they deny it, they know deep down that they're the biggest joke in world football. Having to pay any half decent player ridiculous amounts of money to play for them whilst they dream of being elsewhere to the point they're talking of leaving City on the day they join.

Only City could spend what they have and not even finish in the top four or win a cup competition.

I've said it before and I'll say it again "If they didn't exist we'd have to make them up"

At least Shake Mansoor will be getting them a Christmas present every year in the shape of a new manager.

Very well put.

After tonights win, they'l surely do another.

Surely that's going to look silly when Shay given and wright Phillips leave.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Here you go....

great work

Have you got the full size of your avatar?

was on an all dayer in town yesterday....was all over pubs in town from 3pm...did not see ONE Bertie in any pub thought their game had been called off

was in town until well after midnight and was expecting to see hundreds of the £#%&!ers celebrating their title win...again did not see one blue @#%&! anywhere


thought they all lived in Manchester

Originally Posted by dragflick

Crackin' post mate. Copied and pasted bits of that and forwarded it on

Hope you corrected the mistakes, in my defence it was done on my .

Originally Posted by Crumps

Hope you corrected the mistakes, in my defence it was done on my .

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Originally Posted by Sloppy

about £#%&!ing time.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

about £#%&!ing time.

was bound to happen really. good work though.

discovered a game we could play when bored, which involves looking at that poster. it's called "spot the player who wants to be there".

i always lose.