Big signing on the way - show your sage credentials

Sigh-ning

Originally Posted by taff

krispy kreme donuts

I thought de Gea was supposed to be leaving, not signing

SJH

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

SJH

who?

Originally Posted by Ginners

heard a rumour earlier today that shocked me. if we sign him it will send shockwaves around europe

hakuho sho?



only kidding. it's michu, isn't it?

Planet of The Apes. Adidas sponsored player revealed on 'Adidas Day' in full kit. Nailed on not nailed on

didn't Paddy miss the tour because of "visa problems"
He's probably just wumming tbf

I refuse to get my hopes up to Bale/Ronnie levels.

We'll replace De Gea quite late on & we'll buy that Argentine centre half & that'll be your lot.

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Planet of The Apes. Adidas sponsored player revealed on 'Adidas Day' in full kit. Nailed on not nailed on

The tyre hanging on a rope in the changing room is a dead give-away.

Ronny to Utd for De Gea +50m, Di Maria to PSG for 50/55m, Ottamendi to Utd.


Edit: By the way, I heard that, not just guessing. Apparently RM are £#%&!ing furious about the image rights thing, and Ronny is £#%&!ing furious about Ancelotti/Ramos/Benitez. Supposedly he went directly to Perez to plead for Ancelotti and was told to do one and stop sulking.

I've never done a wum, and I'm not about to bet the farm, but this is what I heard.

LVG from San Jose -

. Van Gaal said: "He's in the process. It's not the striker that the media has written about. You have to wait and see. The transfer period is open until August 31. You have to wait."

Van Gaal also said he couldn't comment on reports linking with United with Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos.

He added: "I cannot talk about these rumours. It's a process. Maybe Mr Ramos is in the provess, you never know."

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

LVG from San Jose -

Just give me a minute to process that.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

SJH

Originally Posted by Sparky***

who?

Benzema imo.

Can't believe nobody's worked it out yet.

i'll hazard a guess united are after someone from the PL

a left field punt on a back-up CF could be dzeko - lewandowski lite...

Originally Posted by Semantic Lisp

i'll hazard a guess united are after someone from the PL

a left field punt on a back-up CF could be dzeko - lewandowski lite...

Its all well and good posting that but I see you've not yet shown the testicular fortitude to vote

Originally Posted by Semantic Lisp

i'll hazard a guess united are after someone from the PL

a left field punt on a back-up CF could be dzeko - lewandowski lite...

If Lewandowski was £#%&!ing shit maybe.

United have mental money to spend, more so with Di Maz on his way for at least £50m.

You'd have to think it's a genuinely ludicrous name...?

A process of elimination maybe:

Louis van Gaal gave no clues of who the secret striker may be, leaving us to speculate on who may be signed as Robin van Persie and Radamel Falcao’s replacement.

We can first rule out any striker that has been heavily linked to Manchester United so far this summer:

Edinson Cavani, Harry Kane, Pedro Rodriguez and Christian Benteke.

Despite van Gaal’s comments, we cannot rule out players which Manchester United have been lightly linked to in the press:

Thomas Muller, Karim Benzema, Robert Lewandowski and Romelu Lukaku.

And then there are the strikers who have not, or have barely, been linked with a move to Old Trafford this summer:

Mauro Icardi, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Alexandre Lacazette, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Bas Dost, Hulk, Antoine Griezmann, Saido Berahino, Gonzalo Higuain and Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ligue Un stars Alexandre Lacazette and Zlatan Ibrahimovic seem the two most likely but you never know with Louis van Gaal.

Originally Posted by Baron

If Lewandowski was £#%&!ing shit maybe.

United have mental money to spend, more so with Di Maz on his way for at least £50m.

You'd have to think it's a genuinely ludicrous name...?

A process of elimination maybe:

HOT.

Big Zlat

Originally Posted by dunk

Big Zlat

The last player on earth you'd think Van Gaal would go for.

Critical of the philosophy in the past, big Louis is set to bury the hatchet in typically unorthodox fashion.

A move set to shock the footballing world.

(Cream, summer 2015).