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Unread 30-09-2016, 08:24 AM
andyroo
 
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Constantly showing ua up with his rank ineptitude, but he doesn't pick himself.

I know we all hate the Europa but last night was an opportunity to give one of the alternatives a bit of game time under less pressure. Fellaini wasn't going to tell us anything new, and sure enough he was as wretched as usual.

Never a Manchester United player, stop bloody picking him Manchester United.
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 08:31 AM
TC23 Henchasaurus
 
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He probably has his strengths (don't ask me) but the amount of times we attempted to use him as a playmaker last night was ridiculous.

He constantly dropped deep to take the ball off the centre backs as though he was somehow going to start spraying 60 yard passes around.

I suppose he deserves some credit for his willingness to take the ball but the majority of our problems creating anything began right there.
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 08:36 AM
andyroo
 
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Maybe he's got one of these contract clauses...
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 08:42 AM
VodkaAndCoke
 
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Had no interest in that shit last night so didn't see it but every time Mourinho picks Fellaini I lose a little bit more hope. It was the same with LvG playing him too. £#%&! off.
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 08:42 AM
AK14
 
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£#%&!ing hate him, But you know he'll be in the side come Sunday

I just don't get him? What he is supposed to be good at he's utterly useless at
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 08:55 AM
chrispycod
 
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He is $#*! in the air for a big man, painfully slow has not one creative bone in his body, I hate him with every fibre of my being not United class never was never will be shoot the @#%&!
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 09:22 AM
Jethro
 
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Originally Posted by AK14
£#%&!ing hate him, But you know he'll be in the side come Sunday

I just don't get him? What he is supposed to be good at he's utterly useless at
He £#%&!ing wont be
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 09:35 AM
believe
 
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I'd like to see his contract.
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 10:27 AM
ZiggyStardust
 
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I'd like to see his contract.
I'd like to take a contract out on him
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 11:10 AM
Tumescent Throb
 
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like ripping your #@&%! repeatedly on the elastic of your blart's knickers in the dark but convincing yourself it'll be alright

it'll only ever end up in a massive friction burn
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 11:12 AM
d_knight
 
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I blame Phil Neville.
Wasn't the story they almost missed transfer deadline but Phil Neville had to drive him to carrington?
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 11:16 AM
Why Don?
 
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And then you remember we lost a title to City due to him ripping us apart
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 11:28 AM
dunk
 
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And then you remember we lost a title to City due to him ripping us apart


And due to Evra hitting the post with the goal open from about 3 £#%&!ing yards to make it 5-2
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 11:31 AM
andyroo
 
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And then you remember we lost a title to City due to him ripping us apart
Ripping Jonny £#%&!ing Evans apart doesn't require the extraordinary skill set Manchester United are in need of.
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 11:36 AM
Tumescent Throb
 
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And then you remember we lost a title to City due to him ripping us apart
that and smalling switching off on a basic front stick corner on the a stroke of half-time at coms.
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 01:18 PM
Time For Heroes
 
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£#%&!ing hate him, But you know he'll be in the side come Sunday

I just don't get him? What he is supposed to be good at he's utterly useless at
Surely Herrera will start after the display last week?
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 01:34 PM
doudou
 
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Surely Herrera will start after the display last week?
He has to. Fellaini's display last night was a masterpiece of shit@#%&!ery that will echo through the ages.
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 01:36 PM
Denis Irwell
 
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he's not very good

could name dozens worse

shit, predictable thread
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 01:40 PM
Zorg
 
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he's not very good

could name dozens worse

shit, predictable thread
Terrible haiku
 
Unread 30-09-2016, 01:41 PM
andyroo
 
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He has to. Fellaini's display last night was a masterpiece of shit@#%&!ery that will echo through the ages.
The fact that he wasn't subbed off to keep him fresh is vaguely promising.

Denis I know Fellaini isn't our only under-performing player... but he's such an easy target.
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