City Comedy Collection 2022

Originally Posted by believe

Didn’t we go through the courts to make Chelsea pay for Mikel?

£12m. Hardly a stockpiling situation though.

tosic and mikel could hardly be considered examples of hoovering up talent. you'd have to use a poo bag, rather than a hoover.

https://twitter.com/TimesSport/status/1674493317722021889?t=IKXuiPgUWmbL03IGttVY1Q&s=19

Nothing to see here, just harmless banter.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

https://twitter.com/TimesSport/statu...3IGttVY1Q&s=19


Nothing to see here, just harmless banter.

City have fake sponsorships?

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

https://twitter.com/TimesSport/statu...3IGttVY1Q&s=19


Nothing to see here, just harmless banter.

In another shocker Bear defecate in woods.

I just can't see how this ends in a fine. It's absolutely mental.

Interesting The Times are running with this.

Hopefully all of murdoch’s papers and TV channels give it plenty of coverage.

City fans must be cringing at this.

Originally Posted by Danoli

Interesting The Times are running with this.

Hopefully all of murdoch’s papers and TV channels give it plenty of coverage.

City fans must be cringing at this.

If they didn't cringe at the Poznan, Steve Lomas and Jamie Pollock, I doubt this will even register with the 12 fingered @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

If they didn't cringe at the Poznan, Steve Lomas and Jamie Pollock, I doubt this will even register with the 12 fingered @#%&!s.

They didn’t cringe at Curly Watts or Little and Large.

Originally Posted by Danoli

Interesting The Times are running with this.

Hopefully all of murdoch’s papers and TV channels give it plenty of coverage.

City fans must be cringing at this.

That would involve having some sort of sense of shame. I think it's fairly evident that they couldn't care less about how much shady, underhanded stuff their club has done, mainly because they seem to have convinced themselves that every other team that's spent money is exactly the same as them. They're utterly bonkers.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

They didn’t cringe at Curly Watts or Little and Large.

Or the blue ketchup.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Or the blue ketchup.

forgot about that.

A truly special bunch.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

forgot about that.

A truly special bunch.

They were dead proud of that

"No RED shite on our hotdogs!!"

Blue ketchup ffs.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

They were dead proud of that

"No RED shite on our hotdogs!!"

Blue ketchup ffs.

What colour are the hot dogs

The Times have just added to the initial Tweet:

https://twitter.com/TimesSport/status/1674700962047356930?t=p6vd5abYVt-N41K3TO-2Kg&s=19

https://youtu.be/LlLRWw47HOk

Originally Posted by armchair

https://youtu.be/LlLRWw47HOk

Dirty. Cheating. Bastards.

Strip them of the lot!

Hundreds of millions over the years!
One year:

Sponsorship Fees received 15/16: $67,500,000
Paid by Etihad: 8,000,000
Paid by City's Owner: 59,500,000

Bit of a strange breakdown considering they’re both the same people effectively