Randal Kolo Muani

https://theathletic.com/4567528/2023...nd-kolo-muani/

https://www.football365.com/news/rel...und-kolo-muani

Apparently this is our alternative to Hojlund. never heard of him before today.

Just remembered he was the French striker that was clean through to win the World Cup in the last minute & missed (was a great save but basically he should have just lobbed him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muPvADrwSYo

Still seems like a decent player, a little digging & he's hailed as the best signing of the season in the German league so must be doing well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQF3KTDGGVg

Lots of assists - we really need someone that can bag 30 goals & play as a focal point. Don't know enough about him to say if he's the real deal but everyone is going to cost a fortune regardless.

We’re signing this fella, and Ki-Jana Hoever from wolves who plays right back, but is very attack minded.

I’m already looking forward to them linking up next season, and hearing commentators saying “Muani, Hoever’s to cross…”

He’s got the same first name as the best jungle dj, and for that reason I’m in.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

He’s got the same first name as the best jungle dj, and for that reason I’m in.

Forgot about him.

He’d love our new third kit.

“Can you handle the Randal?”