Neymar

Lol. Direct replacement for Jones as club waster?

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1658114827577851906?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1658114827577851906%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

Ney-thanks

Just like Pogba, he'll be unavailable in March.

Unless we house him up in Bacup, where £#%&!ging your sister seems more normal.

Nah

Vinny Jnr could be wanting out of Spain soon…

I shouldn’t worry. There’s no chance of us signing him.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Just like Pogba, he'll be unavailable in March.

Unless we house him up in Bacup, where £#%&!ging your sister seems more normal.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I shouldn’t worry. There’s no chance of us signing him.

Good to know, doom lord.

Big Case putting in the leg work

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsjkGKNIMgc/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Marlos new fave player because he's a lazy show pony bastard. Neymar, not marlo.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsjkGKNI...RlODBiNWFlZA==

“Gottle of geer, gottle of geer…”

Casemiro can £#%&! off

He's class, but always "injured" baggage AOTS, we should have learnt our lessons by now...

31 years old and wasted his peak years in the £#%&!ing french league so could half-arse it and take the piss by going AWOL all over the shop.

no £#%&!ing way

He’d be like di Maria if he came here. Score a couple of decent goals early on and then get bullied out of games and spend the rest of his time sulking about the weather.

Never on the same level as the actual Brazilian greats either.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

31 years old and wasted his peak years in the £#%&!ing french league so could half-arse it and take the piss by going AWOL all over the shop.

no £#%&!ing way

This. Get to absolute £#%&!.

one of the best players of this generation and some are turning their noses up at it.

Jesus wept.

I hope this is true. Would love him at United for 2/3 seasons.

him rashford and a striker as a front three
sancho, antony and diallo as back up!

lEts go !!

Don’t see the harm if it’s a loan. But it shows how shite our Summer is going to be.

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1660735401034940416?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Love it when a story both emerges and disappears in the same night 👍

Originally Posted by Sparky***

31 years old and wasted his peak years

Thought that was about me for a second.

We have Wout Weghorst and Martial up front. I don’t think it can get much worse.

He’s a fantastic player on his day. It would either be a master stroke or what we’ve been used to for the last 10 years.

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Thought that was about me for a second.

We have Wout Weghorst and Martial up front. I don’t think it can get much worse.

He’s a fantastic player on his day. It would either be a master stroke or what we’ve been used to for the last 10 years.

it's the type of car-crash, dressing room destroying signing we'd have seen under Woodward. A shiny bauble to sell shirts and get social media interactions.

We've tried that shit and it failed miserably