*OFFICIAL* Match Thread - Manchester United v Newcastle United 22/8/15

What animal is that on the Newcastle crest?

Some sort of My Little Pony/mermaid hybrid? Why?

Why is a camp stormtrooper sitting inside a giant castle chess piece with a flag?

What is wrong with these people

5-0 annihilation. Rooney to score a fluke followed by a wonder goal. Depay to head in a penalty and Mata to score 2 gems.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

What is wrong with these people

Nothing jumps out at first glance.

They're shite. 3-0

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Nothing jumps out at first glance.

Lad in the hat £#%&!ing hates his season ticket.

5-0 Rooney hat-trick.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Who would actually be proud of that? Look at it, lumpy and disgusting. Imagine what his farts smell like.

Originally Posted by utd99

Who would actually be proud of that? Look at it, lumpy and disgusting. Imagine what his farts smell like.

Seems you are interested in finding out.

Can see Rooney battering them today.

5-0.

Depay 2 Rooney 2 Schweini 1. Dancing and singing in the rain, we're gonna win the league.

Rojo not match fit

Nearly a month into the season we shouldn't be paying him if he can't get himself fit for day 1(injuries exempt of course)

And I thought modern footballers looked after themselves better :shakehead:

Originally Posted by Red Al

Rojo not match fit

Nearly a month into the season we shouldn't be paying him if he can't get himself fit for day 1(injuries exempt of course)

And I thought modern footballers looked after themselves better :shakehead:

Too busy sticking his #@&%! up dragger's mates arse

Originally Posted by Vedder

They're shite. 3-0

Nope.

Close game. 2-1.

If you could just stop pasting in a image of the bbc match preview text every game, that'd be great.


3-1

Originally Posted by armchair

If you could just stop pasting in a image of the bbc match preview text every game, that'd be great.


3-1

Another clean sheet pls.

Reckon we'll take these easily today but my biggest quandary is which one of Rooney or Memphis to have as my captain this week.

3-0 Yernited

Originally Posted by Sparky***

what channel? team news etc? bring back big mike :shakehead:

manchester united 2 - 0 newcastle united

Bit half arsed that sparky tbh. Where's the injury and team news? Press conference youtube link? Betting odds? Marky G's thoughts?


Mind if I do the next one.

Rumours DDG starts

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Reckon we'll take these easily today but my biggest quandary is which one of Rooney or Memphis to have as my captain this week.

3-0 Yernited

if you even have to think about it you should probably give up now