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Unread 23-06-2020, 11:15 AM
est.1878
 
Exclamation The state of your feet : honest appraisal

Looking at mine rn and they disgust me. Broken nails, blotchy, more hard skin than a honey badger on the soles. Too much running, football, wearing trainers without socks has taken its toll

Does intervention become necessary late thirties? Is foot Spa or moisturisers an acceptable male non drunk amazon purchase? Previoubs attempts bucket of washing up water debatable success.

No, England aren't on - deal with it
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 11:17 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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honestly thought this was a sliv thread for a minute
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 11:18 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Open the pubs FFS
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 11:20 AM
est.1878
 
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Hovering on red rep if anyone else dislikes new threads...
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 11:31 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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Mine are in great shape... except I've noticed some white, cracked skin on my heels recently and I'm not sure why.

It's either pre-diabetes, stress or the fact that I've not been wearing socks for the last few months.

Hoping it's the latter obvs.

My missus has bunions. Rank.
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 11:32 AM
est.1878
 
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Mine are in great shape... except I've noticed some white, cracked skin on my heels recently and I'm not sure why.

It's either pre-diabetes, stress or the fact that I've not been wearing socks for the last few months.

Hoping it's the latter obvs.

My missus has bunions. Rank.
I'm bad, but not bunniom bad women wear ridiculous shoes for most their working life..

Cracked skin on heels been there and seen that. Are you considering some moisturisation, sir?
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 11:37 AM
shenwen
 
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Remember years back, getting changed for football and one of the lads said to me: “f*** me, someone with worse looking feet than mine”

Was so happy when my kids’ feet both turned out normal. Second thing I checked for
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 11:52 AM
no fun
 
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In decent nick apart from middle toe on left foot

Smacked it on a rock a while back and the nail grows funny now, looks like a deformity
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 12:01 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Originally Posted by est.1878
I'm bad, but not bunniom bad women wear ridiculous shoes for most their working life..

Cracked skin on heels been there and seen that. Are you considering some moisturisation, sir?
Yes I've started doing a bit or preservation work on them... As I say schlepping about in the garden barefoot since May hasn't helped.

Need to start moisturising the boat race more often too.
 
Unread 23-06-2020, 12:03 PM
guerreiro
 
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Honestly, I could be a foot model. Great shape, perfectly proportioned, slight tan. Best part on my body, which is a damn shame. I hate feet.
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