If you were Sir Chip, wtf would you do to the squad this summer?

i have it on very good authority that falcao and fellaini are all but in the bag.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

i have it on very good authority that falcao and fellaini are all but in the bag.

Which bag is this?

A ball bag?

Originally Posted by Crumps

Which bag is this?

A ball bag?

a very big bag with champions on it.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

a very big bag with champions on it.

Yeah, the one we keep the balls in?

Originally Posted by Crumps

Yeah, the one we keep the balls in?

the main thing is that we have got some balls again

Garay
Isco
James Rodriguez
Lewandowski (If Rooney leaves)

Glazier out!

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

the main thing is that we have got some balls again

We've always had balls.

bunch of racists; wanting nani, anderson, valencia and young out

Blacks out

Whites in

I don't know.

Out: Young, Fletcher, Scholes.
In: Zaha, promote Powell, Bale/James.

I'll just be happy if we manage to offload nani and Anderson. Tbh.

Dear red cafe
I would like Man U to sign messi .

Yours astufha Mohammad , Kenya number 1 MANU fan

Originally Posted by den

Dear red cafe
I would like Man U to sign messi .

Yours astufha Mohammad , Kenya number 1 MANU fan

Long time no see. How's the family?

Originally Posted by Crumps

Long time no see. How's the family?

Hungry.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Hungry.

Do you like chicken?

Originally Posted by Crumps

Do you like chicken?

Bloody love it. Are you cooking? I'll bring the peri-peri.

Out: Rooney (hopefully for silly money, £40m+), Nani, Anderson, Young, Valencia.

Retire: Scholes, Giggs. Great servants etc etc but we could use the £100k pw off the wage bill in order to help with...

In: Wilshere, Bale.