If you were Sir Chip, wtf would you do to the squad this summer?

Realistically, I'd like to get Fellaini, I think he'd be brilliant for us.

Good post Rogieop. I'll rep for that shortly...

First things first. Get Fabio back and feed him a diet of prime sirloin over the summer.

Other than that, keep Nani for one more season, but get rid of Anderson (as much as I want him to stay and turn good), Fletcher, and one of Valencia or Young (probably big Tony). We should also offload some of the players we've loaned out. If we could go all out and buy Ronaldo, we should do that, but let's face it he aint coming back ( ). Otherwise Bale and a Brazilian central midfielder (preferably one with one name). Job done.

If the right players are bought we could have a really settled squad with easy transition for the players that will be getting on. We could dominate for £#%&!ing ages if they are. Fergie is a £#%&!ing genius, has anyone ever created so many different teams and squads that areso successful?

Jones looked £#%&!ing ace at centre half. Like a fast John Terry who knows what his going on around him.

Originally Posted by jaffo

Realistically, I'd like to get Fellaini, I think he'd be brilliant for us.

Would also make it easier to win at Goodison Park

btw, delighted you saved one of your rare football posts for a thread I started. yhgr.

He's still a @#%&! and he should kill himself

Originally Posted by BarryX

Good post Rogieop. I'll rep for that shortly...

First things first. Get Fabio back and feed him a diet of prime sirloin over the summer.

Other than that, keep Nani for one more season, but get rid of Anderson (as much as I want him to stay and turn good), Fletcher, and one of Valencia or Young (probably big Tony). We should also offload some of the players we've loaned out. If we could go all out and buy Ronaldo, we should do that, but let's face it he aint coming back ( ). Otherwise Bale and a Brazilian central midfielder (preferably one with one name). Job done.

Valencia has actually threatened to look half decent again in recent weeks tbh, there are no circumstances I can think of where I'd keep Young ahead of him and I'm hardly Two Step's biggest fan.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Jones looked £#%&!ing ace at centre half. Like a fast John Terry who knows what his going on around him.

Big positive of recent weeks. Up till now, almost all his best games had been at right back. vvg2c.

Originally Posted by Crumps

If the right players are bought we could have a really settled squad with easy transition for the players that will be getting on. We could dominate for £#%&!ing ages if they are. Fergie is a £#%&!ing genius, has anyone ever created so many different teams and squads that areso successful?

Jones looked £#%&!ing ace at centre half. Like a fast John Terry who knows what his going on around him.

he did. he does. he will be first choice by this time next season I reckon.

with Evans alongside him we would have 2 central defenders who can both come out with the ball. could be the dawn of something a bit special...

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

he did. he does. he will be first choice by this time next season I reckon.

with Evans alongside him we would have 2 central defenders who can both come out with the ball. could be the dawn of something a bit special...

Stick Smalling in there and we could do 3 at the back for you.

I £#%&!ing love being a red.

Sorry, misread the question, "If you were Sir Chip", so i'll go for Barry Crappants from Peterborough and Simone Mignolet because you can never have too many backup goalkeepers.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Sorry, misread the question, "If you were Sir Chip", so i'll go for Barry Crappants from Peterborough and Simone Mignolet because you can never have too many backup goalkeepers.

Brilliant.

Go Colombian, just not Falcao.

Out:

Nani
Scholes
Fletcher
Anderson

In:

Fellaini
Muniain
Zaha
Cheaper midfielder / promote Powell

Originally Posted by Crumps

Brilliant.

Gareth Bale was born to play for United, he's perfect for us.

Hope we do Anderson and money for James Rodriquez

Nani will be off. Another midfielder we need next to Carrick.

Knowing Fraggle he'll buy some @#%&! from Darlington and a back up keeper

In

Bale
Strootman
Isco
Wilshire
Rodriguez
Falcao
Ronaldo
Reus
Munain
Baines

Out
Anderson
Scholes and fletcher to coaching
Nani
Young
Valencia

Originally Posted by Vedder

Knowing Fraggle he'll buy some @#%&! from Darlington and a back up keeper

Originally Posted by forzagarza

He's still a @#%&! and he should kill himself

I love you forza

Originally Posted by Vedder

Gareth Bale was born to play for United, he's perfect for us.

Hope we do Anderson and money for James Rodriquez

Nani will be off. Another midfielder we need next to Carrick.

Knowing Fraggle he'll buy some @#%&! from Darlington and a back up keeper

Have we ever even done that?

Bale is good, he's not the worthless monkey resembling cheat some say he is nor the best playoh evoh but he's pretty good. For £40m+ though he can just fuk off.

You could get Isco AND Muniain for that.

In

Feilani
Bale
Muniain

Out

Anderson
Nani


#ChampManager

well gotze has gone to bayern. soon munian and isco will be gone too