Neymar being a brilliant bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_m8iBWp29A

Would've been an awesome assist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN5V1R1YNIk

Will watch Brazil in the Olympic football just to see this brilliant @#%&!. The kid is a proper entertainer.

Could he do it on a cold Wednesday night at Stoke though?

Underwhelmed by those clips. Where were the goals?

Originally Posted by Father Christmas

Underwhelmed by those clips. Where were the goals?

Goals are overrated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ECjFjErDU

We should just sign up a couple of freestylers to juggle the ball and do tricks in the corners. Would cheer Watcher up no end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isb5odk0I_Q

Can't see this ever getting topped. Skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfcTgUpIE4

Originally Posted by The Watcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isb5odk0I_Q

Frankly he's a nonsense, & will become the best player in the world the moment he sets foot in Europe. He's already banging in a goal every other game for club & country at 20, he's the anti-Messi with his piss taking.

saffers to the thread, paging saffers to the thread.

always seems to be struggling to keep the ball under control.

Cant see him being any better than park.

next.

Why is he still playing over there? Do Santos want a ridiculous amount of money for him or does he just not want to move?

Originally Posted by Lok

Why is he still playing over there? Do Santos want a ridiculous amount of money for him or does he just not want to move?

Brazilian economy is booming, lots of money & sponsors pay massive wages to the star players so the clubs are unburdened. Also, the World Cup in 2 years, so keeps him in the limelight for the national side. He's only 20, should be in Europe after the 2014 World Cup I imagine. Would love to see him here earlier.

Who we sending to do the negotiations this time. I'm sure the tea lady does half days.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

saffers to the thread, paging saffers to the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48xwHncpRLo

Originally Posted by saffers

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He's got his phone set to English... £#%&! off Madrid he's ours!

Hasn't he pretty much agreed to go to Barca in a couple of years? Him on the left, Messi on the right ffs.

He'll probably be an overweight alcoholic in five years time.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Hasn't he pretty much agreed to go to Barca in a couple of years? Him on the left, Messi on the right ffs.

Nothing official yet.

Surely Madrid wouldn't let that happen?

And it's mad to think he was minutes away from jumping on a plane to London in August 2010 to sign for Chelsea. Would be fairly sickening to see him in the Prem unless it was in a United shirt. Isn't Zahavi his agent? Wouldn't rule out Chelsea just yet.

We don't seem to be as pally with the superjew these days.

Originally Posted by Lok

Why is he still playing over there? Do Santos want a ridiculous amount of money for him or does he just not want to move?

He's earning over £150K a week net at Santos. Why leave?

Originally Posted by saffers

Nothing official yet.

Surely Madrid wouldn't let that happen?

And it's mad to think he was minutes away from jumping on a plane to London in August 2010 to sign for Chelsea. Would be fairly sickening to see him in the Prem unless it was in a United shirt. Isn't Zahavi his agent? Wouldn't rule out Chelsea just yet.

We don't seem to be as pally with the superjew these days.

True, just that shit Portuguese @#%&! Mendes who ships over tramps to play for us and charges 8 million quid for the pleasure