van Gaal QPR Press Conference

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(Screech)

Jones out for a month!!

ffs

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/510429591417389056

Is anyone fit?!?

Young

That last one is something Tensai would have come up with.

''Carrick boasts of all-terrain ability: I have run for the first time on grass."

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/510430777952448512

Originally Posted by Lok

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/510429591417389056

Is anyone fit?!?

Wish I was pal!

don't see much future for jones or smalling at united tbh. Both of them too erratic and too error prone to be consistent.

Will be replaced in january or summer. There will more disdain that we are selling 2 english players for foreign player...

Originally Posted by vangaalsbigballs

don't see much future for jones or smalling at united tbh. Both of them too erratic and too error prone to be consistent.

Will be replaced in january or summer. There will more disdain that we are selling 2 english players for foreign player...

Jones is absolutely excellent, and gives everything he has. Your talking broken biscuits

Originally Posted by Lok

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/510429591417389056

Is anyone fit?!?

Jonstone, Smalling, Jones, Wilson, James, Young.

That's not a bad six players to be injured out of the nine. Throw in Fellaini and Carrick and it's only one more.

If it's Herrera we may be a bit £#%&!ed.

I thought the bit where he said Danny Welbeck smells of wee-wee was a bit unnecessary.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Jonstone, Smalling, Jones, Wilson, James, Young.

That's not a bad six players to be injured out of the nine. Throw in Fellaini and Carrick and it's only one more.

If it's Herrera we may be a bit £#%&!ed.

Fellaini, Carrick, Johnstone, Smalling, Wilson, Lingard, James, Jones & Young

Herrera and rafael fit it seems...

4 are youth teamers who wouldn't get in the team anyway. 2 are shit @#%&!s who every fan wants injured.

Carrick, smalling and jones are the main ones who we will miss.

Originally Posted by HotChip

Jones is absolutely excellent, and gives everything he has. Your talking broken biscuits

He is a good defender but too erratic and piss poor with injury. He seems to miss matches every other month with some injury or the other.

Originally Posted by vangaalsbigballs

He is a good defender but too erratic and piss poor with injury. He seems to miss matches every other month with some injury or the other.

That's because he's a £#%&!ing blundering idiot. The injury he picked up was totally avoidable. He was needlessly stretching for a cross at the other end of the pitch which he had no hope of doing anything with. Then, instead of it registering in that empty £#%&!ing head of his that he may have done his hamstring, he instead decides to carry on running and around for the next 5 mins.

Originally Posted by vangaalsbigballs

don't see much future for jones or smalling at united tbh. Both of them too erratic and too error prone to be consistent.

Will be replaced in january or summer. There will more disdain that we are selling 2 english players for foreign player...

Yeah, Evans has been solid as a rock back there.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That's because he's a £#%&!ing blundering idiot. The injury he picked up was totally avoidable. He was needlessly stretching for a cross at the other end of the pitch which he had no hope of doing anything with. Then, instead of it registering in that empty £#%&!ing head of his that he may have done his hamstring, he instead decides to carry on running and around for the next 5 mins.

As I said I don't think the clumsy oaf has much of a chance at united if he keeps getting these injuries. Maybe as a 4th choice centre back.

Smalling has no chance at all since he is injury prone and average.

Originally Posted by naes_sean

Yeah, Evans has been solid as a rock back there.

I don't think evans would fetch us any decent fee...

Originally Posted by vangaalsbigballs

I don't think evans would fetch us any decent fee...

Van gaal's disdain at the fitness of some of our other players ...

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/510438881100320768

so glad jones got utd player of the mth although id have give it blackett