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Unread 19-05-2018, 04:17 AM
waynes ear's

Those pictures on the wall

Unread 19-05-2018, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by waynes ear's
Those pictures on the wall

Who the fuck is he trying to kid?
Unread 19-05-2018, 08:33 AM
Stone Monkey

Originally Posted by believe
Cringe C&P from FB but you get the jist

Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi in court:

Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies
have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for
another clubís first team besides your
current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal
first division and Manchester United
in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title
with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugalís first
ever European Championship.
Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of
you scored for your respective
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals
Iíve scored for Man United and
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 436 goals in 426
appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 539 goals in 625 appearances
or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-
tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. Iíve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious
competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won
Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2
different teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with
Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in
the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: Iíve scored 118 goals in the
Messi: Iíve scored 100.

Judge: Who has more assists
between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 39.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in
total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored
more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.

Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...

Judge: Who has a better penalty
conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. Iíve scored 82%
of the penalties Iíve taken.
Messi: Iíve scored 77% of the
penalties Iíve taken.

Judge: Which one of you have scored
the most goals in total during your
Ronaldo: I think I have. 647 goals.
Messi: Iíve scored 603

Judge: How many football records do
each of you hold in total for both
club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110

Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the
facts that have been presented to me.
I can only draw one conclusion when
it comes to comparing you both as
football players. That conclusion is
that Ronaldo is the better player in
almost every category. When it comes
to goal scoring and accolades for
both club and country, Ronaldo
comes out on top. Messi, you are
without a doubt Barcelonaís best
player of all time. But certainly not
the worldís best ever. That is clearly
Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo
and havenít played as many matches
as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until
you surpass his goal scoring records
and win as many trophies both
individually and collectively as he
has, then Ronaldo will, according to
the statistics, be considered as the
best football player of all time. Until
then, keep pushing on and you just
might be able to achieve just as
much as Ronaldo.
Unread 19-05-2018, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by dunk

"I do a sideline in picture framing Cristiano. Outstanding quality. Magnificent. Just call me. Yeah?"

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