*Official* United v Fulham Match Thread- Teams, bants and post match in-fighting

Is Rooney pissed or something?

Safe hands

Diarra and Dembele running the game in the middle of the park

Giggs and Carrick haven't a clue

Giggs and Rooney's use of the ball is terrible most of the time, really pisses me off tbh.

I've seen more £#%&!ing tempo and zest in a dead £#%&!ing horse. Wake up you £#%&!ing idiots!

Originally Posted by Wez

Safe hands

leapt like a salami

Is it any wonder they brought paul scholes out of retirement, no other @#%&! in our team can pass the £#%&!ing ball.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I've seen more £#%&!ing tempo and zest in a dead £#%&!ing horse. Wake up you £#%&!ing idiots!

doing a dis-service to dead horses tbf

No Jones? Thanks Fergie, a Scouser's going be top of my fantasy league now

Originally Posted by denis lawless

leapt like a salami

Made me chuckle that

Have they put all the home fans in tier 3 for this game?Quiet as £#%&!.

Use your left foot Tony jesus.

Is Ashley Young aware that he has a left foot?

Some of the arse-seeing at the moment etc.

Originally Posted by Agent Dale Cooper

Is Ashley Young aware that he has a left foot?

He uses it to stand

Originally Posted by Zorg

Some of the arse-seeing at the moment etc.

wait till fulham score ffs

All the talk before has been about increasing our goal difference and it looks like the players were at it too. Can easily see us dropping points tonight.

Mad Pat

well i think carricks been good

Originally Posted by Father Christmas

All the talk before has been about increasing our goal difference and it looks like the players were at it too. Can easily see us dropping points tonight.

Looks it doesn't it.