Marco Alonso

Incoming

was too slow at chelsea 2 years ago.

Killed someone whilst driving.

The only time he's ever had pace.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Killed someone whilst driving.

The only time he's ever had pace.

hate this yonner @#%&!.

Edit: Alonso btw, not you etc

Larry will not be happy with this after the obvious.

£#%&! that

Marcos Alonso and Ryan Bertrand. Is this really the best calibre of player our £#%&!ing scouts can come up with?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Marcos Alonso and Ryan Bertrand. Is this really the best calibre of player our £#%&!ing scouts can come up with?

The best calibre the owners budget allows.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Marcos Alonso and Ryan Bertrand. Is this really the best calibre of player our £#%&!ing scouts can come up with?

For three months cover? Probably.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

For three months cover? Probably.

Where the £#%&! is malacia?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Where the £#%&! is malacia?

Injured. Or on his way back from injury anyway.

Originally Posted by dunk

Injured. Or on his way back from injury anyway.

Only we could start the season with half a dozen £#%&!ing players injured.

Looked at the team yesterday and its basically last years team with a different goalkeeper.

Great investment.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Only we could start the season with half a dozen £#%&!ing players injured.

Looked at the team yesterday and its basically last years team with a different goalkeeper.

Great investment.

Same every summer following CL qualification tbf.

Pretty amazed we got anyone, really. If you think about it, they’ve let us replace DdG because he left, Ronaldo who left last November or whenever and Fred. That’s it. We’re about to replace Henderson as well.

If Beek goes we might get Amrabat, but no one wants Beek. Sold a shitload, wage bill cut sufficiently to cover the CL uplift, or thereabouts. Austerity measures.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Where the £#%&! is malacia?

we're looking for a loan signing, not one of the borrowers.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Where the £#%&! is malacia?

It’s below Thailand I think

His track record would put an amusing slant on the approaches to the Greenwood, Ronaldo and Arnautovich sagas.

Proof that we do absolutely no research into potential signings

Given Alonso's history, I assume Rachel Riley will be as vocal about this signing as she was about Greenwood's potential return?

Edit - Lenin beat me to it.

Him and Maguire in the same back 4. Christ

Originally Posted by History

Him and Maguire in the same back 4. Christ

Maguire is never playing for us again pal.