Aurelien Tchouameni…. This is the one.

Originally Posted by dunk

Takes United anywhere from 3-12 months to negotiate a transfer. We’re done for the summer. We might sign him in 2023.

Your more optomistic than me, Dunk, as I suspect we'll be waiting untill 2025 too complete this particular signing.

Liverpool.

Surname’s an anagram of ‘I touch men’.

Originally Posted by tatty

Surname’s an anagram of ‘I touch men’.

Au reeli?

Seems to be after prestige. One to avoid for now.

he wont end up here.

Going Liverpool. The curse of Pure

Can we stop putting stupid cliches at the end of our potential (or aspirational) (or pure fantasy) signings?

“Welcome to Manchester” and now “This is the one” - £#%&! off.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Can we stop putting stupid cliches at the end of our potential (or aspirational) (or pure fantasy) signings?

“Welcome to Manchester” and now “This is the one” - £#%&! off.

agreed, its the same poster as well.

Originally Posted by Seamus

agreed, its the same poster as well.

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1534152020810158086?s=21&t=ONAQe37-yxLsg70NGbRpQw

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/s...yxLsg70NGbRpQw

At least he’s not going to Liverpool.

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/s...yxLsg70NGbRpQw

This fella and Camavinga. That's their midfield sorted for a few years...

At least we had a bloody good look...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

This fella and Camavinga. That's their midfield sorted for a few years...

At least we had a bloody good look...

Doubt it even got to that stage. I reckon it didn’t get past the “considering to take a good look” stage. I mean we have a new manager announced in April. The club can’t be seen making signings till obviously it’s a bit late and teams know we’re desperate.

Notice the only shit@#%&!s that have left are the ones that have contracts expiring. Nice to see recruitment hasn’t changed one bit

100m for a DM football is so £#%&!ed

Simple scouting

Originally Posted by puressence

Simple scouting

Something you are an expert at.

Another great thread. Can't wait for the next edition of 'players who will sign for some other team'

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Doubt it even got to that stage. I reckon it didn’t get past the “considering to take a good look” stage. I mean we have a new manager announced in April. The club can’t be seen making signings till obviously it’s a bit late and teams know we’re desperate.

Notice the only shit@#%&!s that have left are the ones that have contracts expiring. Nice to see recruitment hasn’t changed one bit

Hard to judge the most incompetent, the glazer suits at OT or the tory cabinet, both a set of rapacious swine

Originally Posted by Vedder

100m for a DM football is so £#%&!ed

Package of €100m - that'll be fee, wages, agents & bonuses etc such €10m for Ballon D'or etc

Reckon his actual fee will be half that at best - £40m-ish which is just a bit more than Camavinga.

Both of them for less than Pogba & combined less wages