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Unread 16-08-2007, 11:34 AM
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Default I hate charity collectors

f***ing do my f***ing nut in.

In Leeds there are always one badgering people on behalf of peoples charities which are the worst sort as the more children the more likely there's going to be more charity collectors in the future.
Unread 16-08-2007, 11:37 AM
Winston Smith

How can you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning?
Unread 16-08-2007, 11:41 AM
Pepitas/Queso Del Pollo

Originally Posted by Winston Smith
How can you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning?
I sit on RNIB pot blind dog
Unread 16-08-2007, 11:42 AM
Toilet sniffer V

Try walking up Market St in Mcr in a suit, you get more hassle than a pop star.
Unread 16-08-2007, 12:05 PM
My Name is Keith

I hate Market Street.

People f***ing dawdling.

Getting in my way.

Carrying big bags of shopping.

Being fat and waddling.

Eating things and walking really really f***ing slowly.

Other people preventing me from overtaking them.

Being too loud.

Smelling of stuff.

Drinking f***ing coffee.

Eating burgers that spill goo everywhere.

People randomly stopping.

Randomly changing directions.

Causing my on-board prediction/direction filter to malfunction

People asking for stuff.

Giving me their sad sorry begging eyes.

Making me feel guilty about rejecting them.


Trying to get me to sign stuff.

Trying to give me stuff,

Leaflets about credit cards.

Protesting about things that I really should have an opinion about.

Making me feel guilty about not having an opinion.

You're selfish and self-centered aren't you sir?

Yes I am.

I tell you what you can all do.

You can all:

f*** OFF.
Unread 16-08-2007, 12:18 PM
Default In the pub last night

In the pub last night at Portsmouth and 2 different girls came round collecting for 2 different kids charities. Do they collect in these pubs when United are not visiting, I doubt it very much.
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