100000000000006 Great comedy Man City moments

Awful football club. Crap support.

They gave us shit for years, glory hunters etc. They get one of the best sides ever due to winning the lottery and still don't turn up.

The club in general is a joke, all this leaking stuff out is so staged.

Who knew the 32,000 they used to shout about getting in the old third division were the only 32,000 they would ever have?

Sky spot on with their attendance figures:

https://twitter.com/city_xtra/status/1232319327409491969?s=21

Oh. Moi. DAYZE.

Originally Posted by Knockers

https://twitter.com/city_xtra/status...409491969?s=21

Oh. Moi. DAYZE.

Tommy saxondales let himself go

Strong look....

Chain gang look.......

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Chain gang look.......

Prisoners of UEFA's rules..

Next the berts filming themselves singing the Yaya/Kolo Touré song but about double denim

Originally Posted by andyroo

Next the berts filming themselves singing the Yaya/Kolo Touré song but about double denim

That’s proper tickled me..

Originally Posted by Knockers

https://twitter.com/city_xtra/status...409491969?s=21

Oh. Moi. DAYZE.

https://www.twitter.com/Specsavers/status/1232332437855797249

Originally Posted by Pop

https://www.twitter.com/Specsavers/s...32437855797249

Originally Posted by andyroo

Next the berts filming themselves singing the Yaya/Kolo Touré song but about double denim

And now stolen.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

And now stolen.

Go ahead. I'm hoping it goes viral enough to actually happen.

The Madrid press are sharpening their knives for Pep and the Catalans in charge of City.

One for the hispanohablantes among you: https://www.elconfidencial.com/depor...-city_2463099/
(didn't know the link with the defunct Spanair, one of Spain's shittest companies)

Can't believe we're third in that list behind City and PSG. Disgraceful

any footage of Franco's army smashing bloo skulls in yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ0U89fOZu0

Originally Posted by dunk

Can't believe we're third in that list behind City and PSG. Disgraceful

Not a surprise though is it. We've been saying it all along.

£#%&! off. Embarrassing.

Where is Bravo when you need him.

When the manager clearly doesn't give a £#%&! about the game that energy transfers to the players who will equally not give a shit. Pep doesn't get the derby and doesn't give a toss about it. Three £#%&!ing losses to this shower this season. Has his eye on other games and puts out a team that was always going to lose. £#%&!ing £#%&!.

Pep doesnt understand derbies at all.
Spends most of his time concentrating on pro Rags comments than concentrating on us.
To be beaten 3 times by that lot is an embarrassment.

Pep schooled by that £#%&!ing gnome.

Embarrassing.

Just lost to a team coached by the mental equivalent of Rain Man.

Pep schooled by Noddy for a record third time this season.

Why? One focuses on the task in hand. The other has his eyes on the next/next but one/two/three game and transmits that to his players. One understands the significance of derbies, The other views them as any old game.

Hail the £#%&!in paper boy. We’ve just crowned him king of Manchester.

Sterling has gone from world class to words fail.

4 years at city and Pep still doesn't get us. Raging.

My god we have tried to smash this typical City tag into oblivion but it keeps coming back to haunt us.

Can't make my mind up if that was typical city today or just shite!

ederson getting a lot of pelters i see, thought he was the best keeper in the world?