Erling Haaland

Hearing Juve.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Hearing Juve.

Your avatar strikes again

Way to go, you walking jinx

#blamekoppas

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Nah you're not that cool

No decent player with a chance if joining a club like Juventus and playing alingside Crustiano Ronaldo is going to want to fart about at a club below the likes of Wolves and Sheffield £#%&!ing Utd, not to mention being almost 30 points off the top of its respective league at the half way point of the season.

Doesn't help his dad is a bitter blue nosed bastard either.

We have one of these every.

The only surprise is everyone's surprise.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

We have one of these every.

The only surprise is everyone's surprise.

Every what?

Originally Posted by d_knight

Nah you're not that cool

Don't hit me when I'm down.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Every what?

What what?

Originally Posted by Pop

No decent player with a chance if joining a club like Juventus and playing alingside Crustiano Ronaldo is going to want to fart about at a club below the likes of Wolves and Sheffield £#%&!ing Utd, not to mention being almost 30 points off the top of its respective league at the half way point of the season.

Doesn't help his dad is a bitter blue nosed bastard either.

All very true when you think of it logically.



His dad is ex blue who also played for Leeds FFS.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Don't hit me when I'm down.

Joking joking.
I'm sure you look like Andy Garcia in real life

Originally Posted by d_knight

Joking joking.
I'm sure you look like Andy Garcia in real life

My picture is freely available on here. My face is the only thing keeping me going despite the revelation of this news.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Originally Posted by Cream

Raiola doesn't want Pogba here, didn't want De Ligt here, and has advised Haaland not to come here..

Sound advice tbf. "Go to United and learn from Lingard"

Ugly bastard (Haaland not Koppas) can £#%&! off. His face makes me sick



(Unless he signs, in which case welcome you Tuetonic God)

Originally Posted by shenwen

Ugly bastard (Haaland not Koppas) can £#%&! off. His face makes me sick



(Unless he signs, in which case welcome you Tuetonic God)

Hope the genetic freak/classically handsome bastard tears a cruciate carving his oversized turkey/has a lovely christmas.

Originally Posted by Cream

Hope the genetic freak/classically handsome bastard tears a cruciate carving his oversized turkey/has a lovely christmas.

Cheers pal.

Has he signed yet?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Cheers pal.

Has he signed yet?

Off to Juventus. Fat £#%&! Mino has £#%&!ed us over.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Off to Juventus. Fat £#%&! Mino has £#%&!ed us over.

He doesn't work for us ffs.

We work for him.

He's proving exactly why you can't challenge him in any way. Holds all the best players. Runs football.

Sell Pogba for 50 mil + cast off and we could've had this lad and the Dutch kid.

So he's not coming then ?

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

So he's not coming then ?

Cowboy Dan is coming!