Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by Pop

I see the useless little @#%&! hasn't scored a single goal for Forest yet.

Like he gives a £#%&!. He's getting paid 200k a £#%&!ing week, he'll be moonwalking up and down his kitchen every night

Originally Posted by flixton

Scored the winning goal in the FA Cup final. You would give your left %@#$&! to have done that.

As much as it goes against the grain, it is impossible to argue against that statment of yours

Originally Posted by Pop

6 games, 454 minutes played.

Cheers Pete.

That house layout looks terrible.

Originally Posted by Gordon Hill

As much as it goes against the grain, it is impossible to argue against that statment of yours

For United too. Its a 2 %@#$&! job that.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Cheers Pete.

That house layout looks terrible.

The colour scheme is £#%&!in brown...

Originally Posted by Slice

The colour scheme is f***in brown...

It £#%&!in gets you £#%&!in down

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

For United too. Its a 2 %@#$&! job that.

Possibly explains his eunuch like masculinity .

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

Possibly explains his eunuch like masculinity .

Got a kid though so…

https://twitter.com/MozoFootball/status/1577050718774898688

£200k per week.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

https://twitter.com/MozoFootball/sta...50718774898688

£200k per week.

0 chances created? Well that's %@#$&!s.

Unless my understanding of the meaning of the word 'chance' is distorted, the very first chance on the highlights reel was from a Lingard pass but Awoniyi hit the post with it.

https://youtu.be/NEEkF-F9nvY

To be clear, I'm not defending the little @#%&!.

Do not adjust your aerial : Two sweet, awkward men making small talk … Jesse Lingard goes trainspotting with Francis Bourgeois. Channel 4

Next up : monkey tennis

Not watched it, but apparently he comes across as very sound in it.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Not watched it, but apparently he comes across as very sound in it.

Is the other guy for real or fake?

Will watch later and report back

Originally Posted by GBMUFC2020

Does that go anyway to us getting our own back for Gary Birtles, Peter Davenport and Tommy Jackson

I’d say we’ve repaid them with interest on that one.

he’s shite but a goal or two today would go down nice

#JlingzForADay etc etc

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CkLjF4mKeQT/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Errr, wtf?

He’s getting his TV career going early, I wouldn’t expect to be seeing the back of Jesse for quite some time..

“Episode two, meanwhile, is extraordinary. Bourgeois’s guest is the Nottingham Forest winger Jesse Lingard, and it is a masterstroke of casting. Professional footballers are not always the most eloquent people on camera, and so it proves. For the most part we just watch two sweet, awkward young men struggle to make small talk. It happens in the end, but only after something much more momentous than you would expect from an 11-minute YouTube video.

Halfway through the episode, Bourgeois takes Lingard to a diesel festival, where train enthusiasts pour on to diesel trains just for the thrill of the ride. As soon as they set foot onboard, there is palpable hostility from the other passengers. As he makes his way up a carriage looking for a seat, Bourgeois is peppered with dirty looks and muttered asides and, in one instance, a two-finger salute. In a footwell, he explains to Lingard that the trainspotting community has taken against him, because they – like many on the internet – doubt his authenticity. It makes his heart hurt, he says. Lingard then proceeds to give him a pep talk for the ages.

I won’t reveal how the episode ends but, out of nowhere, it becomes absolutely heart-rending. If Trainspotting With Francis Bourgeois can do more of this, if it can tap into what makes Bourgeois tick rather than use him as an object of fun, it deserves to be on television proper very soon”

A pep talk for the ages

Originally Posted by dunk

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CkLjF4m...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Errr, wtf?

He’s getting his TV career going early, I wouldn’t expect to be seeing the back of Jesse for quite some time..

Inbetweeners remake looks a bit shit tbh

I wasn’t aware that Teresa May had a kid to Ian Beale.

Thought it was common knowledge he was grifting a career (not Jessie)