Manchester United official rushed to hospital in Perth after reports of a suspected overdose

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Shame it wasn’t Lukaku, probably that scrote looking one from Crumpsall

There's a Crumpsall red on our coaching staff??

Nooooice.

Also: RIP.

Jet lag and Xanzy's



RIP

I hope whoever it is is Phelan much better soon and makes a full recovery.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

I hope whoever it is is Phelan much better soon and makes a full recovery.

Subliminal reds.

Didn’t wake up this morning, but phelan’s fine..

Originally Posted by no fun

Brian Jones 27
Jimi Hendrix 27
Janis Joplin 27
Jim Morrison 27
Kurt cobain 27

United official....in his 50s


They can’t even get that right

Which of our players are 27?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

which of our players are 27?

🙌🏼

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Which of our players are 27?

There's only one. Phillip Jones.

This story sums our club up. Wish them the best etc but £#%&!ing hell.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

There's only one. Phillip Jones.

This story sums our club up. Wish them the best etc but £#%&!ing hell.

You'd need to visit a zoo for something for that £#%&!er to overdose on.

Apparently it was coach Mark Dempsey who had dehydration.

He’s on the mend.

Originally Posted by AK14

Apparently it was coach Mark Dempsey who had dehydration.

He’s on the mend.

I'm hearing exhaustion.

Drugs overdose did seem a little

where did the drug od rumour come from?

surely it was suspected or they would not have been so secretive. i think its a cover up. BG staff found out our lukaku asking price and felt life is a simulation due to the absurdity.

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1150035312548155398?s=20

Mark Dempsey

Grew up in Morton

It’ll be cheap speed cut with persil

Originally Posted by no fun

Mark Dempsey

Grew up in Morton

It’ll be cheap speed cut with persil

Classic cover up job 'exhaustion' :itchychin:

It's like when a celeb coke fiend dies of 'heart failure'. Everyone dies of heart failure ffs

Originally Posted by AK14

Apparently it was coach Mark Dempsey who had dehydration.

He’s on the mend.

"dehydration"

Originally Posted by no fun

Mark Dempsey

Grew up in Morton

It’ll be cheap speed cut with persil

Greenock?

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...548155398?s=20

Shit the bed, I was hoping we'd finally rid ourselves of wood£#%&!