Neymar AWOL

PSG press release. Couldn't have a better-suited club and player if you wrote a script...

This Monday, July 8, Neymar da Silva Santos Junior was summoned for the resumption of activities of the professional group of Paris Saint-Germain.

Paris Saint-Germain found that the player Neymar Jr did not show up at the agreed time and place, without having been authorized by the Club in advance.

Paris Saint-Germain deplores this situation and will take the appropriate measures resulting from it.

https://www.psg.fr/equipes/equipe-pr...l-entrainement

By flogging him to Barca on the cheap

Thought he'd be desperate to team up with Andoh

He's probably shacked up in a cheap hotel room under a false name, banging his sister and snorting Nasri's vitamins.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

He's probably shacked up in a cheap hotel room under a false name, banging his sister and snorting Nasri's vitamins.

Neymars dad has released a statement....cheeeeky @#%&!s

"There was an old agreement and in that agreement, the club and player believed he would play the Copa America.

He did not play but wants to keep the extended vacation."

And this is where men’s elite football is headed. Awful. Really cba with it.

Check under his sister

Originally Posted by andyroo

Check under his sister

Or behind her

Fantastic reply from his dad tbf.

So, Barca signing Neymar. If Pogba ends up going to Madrid then the next El Classico is going to have a lot more shit @#%&!ery in it. They all deserve each other.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

And this is where men’s elite football is headed. Awful. Really cba with it.

This

https://twitter.com/Sport_Witness/status/1148297082425499648?s=20

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

And this is where men’s elite football is headed. Awful. Really cba with it.

Yep, seriously losing interest in it all.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

And this is where men’s elite football is headed. Awful. Really cba with it.

Yep, this one is amusing for all the obvious reasons.

But generally, its all a bit shit.

Given how PSG got that snivelling elven rat Di María to mitch our pre season, admittedly no major accomplishment, my sympathy is somewhat limited.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Neymars dad has released a statement....cheeeeky @#%&!s

"There was an old agreement and in that agreement, the club and player believed he would play the Copa America.

He did not play but wants to keep the extended vacation."

Absolute neck on that statement

If it was another club I might be annoyed, but £#%&! PSG

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

And this is where men’s elite football is headed. Awful. Really cba with it.

Thank £#%&! the women's game is getting good just at the right time

he should've never left barca but can understand why he did.

Leonardo has said he can leave if there's an offer that suits all parties.

Woodward: