Who are your favourite players in our squad?

Big Dave
Rafa

Footballers are generally £#%&!ers.

kagawa
rooney
RVP
jones.

maybe zaha but i don't know yet as he never £#%&!ing gets picked!

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Hernandez
DDG
Jones
Evra
Giggs
RVP

Reckon the rest are scum. Sub-human scum.

ditto really..

I'd also add Hernandez, Vidic and Rio.

Very rarely any love our number 5 ..we'll miss him when he's gone !

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

This and considering I despise the management, the board, the owners and 90% of our home support, I should really be asking myself a few questions

know where you're coming from my friend.

Decided I quite fancy Claire Foy in Wreckers (BBC2 right now) - not worth a thread in itself, but there you go.

I don't mind some of the lads.

Love Dave, Rafael, Pat, Shinji, Carrick, van Persie, Welbz & Chicha.

Rio's a daft @#%&!, but a £#%&!ing brilliant daft @#%&!.

Young can go £#%&! himself though, hate that @#%&!

A thread that tells you all that is wrong with modern football.


Favourite player? wtf it's a team game. irwin v schmeichel ? keane v robson?

it's a club called Manchester United.

A gay thread of the highest order

Originally Posted by roon78

A gay thread of the highest order

It's clearly the only thing in this lads life along with other TV obsessed foreigners.

Different fabourites for different scenes

Who would you share a bag of seaside chips with - carrick

Let MOT your car - lumsden

Use as a lawyer in a driving conviction case - tony V

Paint balling - rio

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Different fabourites for different scenes

Who would you share a bag of seaside chips with - carrick

Let MOT your car - lumsden

Use as a lawyer in a driving conviction case - tony V

Paint balling - rio

Much better

Wash my car - Young, but would not trust with the interior

Babysitting - Rafael or Hernandez

Drinking buddy (local standard ale house) - Carrick

Drinking buddy (local standard ale house but with quiz night) - Evans

Halloween do - Jones

Jones screams 'minimal fun' don't even think he'd dress up for your party Charles, could see Nani being ALL over a Halloween party...

....and no not a thriller theme.

Originally Posted by fake tache

Footballers are generally £#%&!ers.

What's that got to do with which ones you like as footballers?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Jones screams 'minimal fun' don't even think he'd dress up for your party Charles, could see Nani being ALL over a Halloween party...

....and no not a thriller theme.

Don't think he'd need to dress up tbhideous.

Forgot romantic night in - RVP

Originally Posted by Grimson

What's that got to do with which ones you like as footballers?

.....or traffic wardens when late back to the car..

(Anderson, easily blagged)

Tie frogs to rockets with- Jones

Ask to check my tax return - Evans

Wind up - Vidic

Completely ignore - Cleverley

Leave my foot in in training - Nani

Originally Posted by Grimson

What's that got to do with which ones you like as footballers?

The question was " Who are your favourite players in our squad?"

My answer - none they are all £#%&!ers.

Glad that's sorted.

Nice to see young Rafael enjoying so much popularity amongst the dribbling %@#$&!s of the internet. I wholeheartedly agree

It's easy to like SDB and Januzaj but I suppose I'm more emotionally invested in the players I've been defending for a year or five. I'm always very happy when I see a good performance from Nani, Kagawa or Fabio.

I wouldn't even let Young wash my car. I'd share a crate of Fosters and a kebab with Wayne and Anderson though

Originally Posted by believe

I wouldn't even let Young wash my car. I'd share a crate of Fosters and a kebab with Wayne and Anderson though

Doubt it.