My frustrations this transfer window in a (bad) rap

Fergie decided to retire, we bid farewell to a Legend -
But what would happen next, no one could have imagined.

First went Fergie, then we got Moyes -
Not without reason, on fred, there was a lot of noise.

We wished for Mourinho, but he went to Chelsea -
Then we're left in a pool of our own pee.

A video-game fatty said we'll finish 5th -
At first I laughed at him, but now indeed that looks like a risk.

Fergie, Fergie, Fergie. I hope for you to come back -
This new manager you've appointed will give me a £#%&!ing heart-attack.

We've also got to deal with that £#%&!ing fat scouse -
The #@&%! doesn't even deserve to work in MJ's warehouse.

Why did you leave us in this situation, Fergie? -
Now we seem as gay as Glee on T.V.

Losing friendlies in Asia, playing 'Pokemon XI' -
But we reminded ourselves those were just friendlies, so it was forgiven.

We chased Alcantara for over a month -
Then Guardiola signed him up in three days and told us to go take a dump.

After that Big Moyes was buttering Fabregas up -
Then he laughed at his press conference and told Moyes to go have a 7up.

There's this £#%&!ing big baby, who can't make a deal -
If he stays for long, the Glazers soon won't be able to afford a meal.

Some people made up rumours that Cristiano would return -
Why are we so much in muppet-mode, that we never £#%&!ing learn?

We were promised players on the 8th of August -
But all I've been left with today is a £#%&!-load of disgust.

We've gotta keeps our targets in check -
Otherwise someone else will sign Baines and Fellaini up, and we'll be in a wreck.

Maybe I'm over-reacting, or maybe I'm not -
At this point it just feels like I've got shot.

Even after all my frustrations, I'm by Moyes' side -
But he continues to disappoint, then he better £#%&!ing hide.

Sir Alex told us to stand by our new manager, so that is what I'll do -
We've all got to remember, it's the same dream, but part two.

Old Trafford will always remain the theatre of dreams -
We'll always be successful, no matter in this situation how dire it seems.

Ysb

signed off at he went to Chelsea....

£#%&!ing rubbish

Audio or get out

no wum I'm lost for words

That's just revolting.

nrat

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

We wished for Mourinho, but he went to Chelsea -
Then we're left in a pool of our own pee.

We've also got to deal with that £#%&!ing fat scouse -
The #@&%! doesn't even deserve to work in MJ's warehouse.

Why did you leave us in this situation, Fergie? -
Now we seem as gay as Glee on T.V.

I like it.

Jesus wept

Deepers, echoing what Jethro said... it's difficult to get how it was intended to sound through words alone. Do a dropbox/youtube rap of it...

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

There's this £#%&!ing big baby, who can't make a deal -
If he stays for long, the Glazers soon won't be able to afford a meal.

Top Red Woodward.

The fight from within.

www.vocaroo.com

Soundcloud.

I'm only a writer, I can't rap - sorry.

Pure is doing an open mic maybe he can do it.

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

I'm only a writer, I can't rap - sorry.

Pure is doing an open mic maybe he can do it.

just read it out, dont rap it