Ross Barkley 'open to the idea' of joining United

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

How tall is he ?

ish

Originally Posted by redhegemony

what even position does he play?

Always the question that comes to mind. Ive no idea, I don't think his managers have had any idea and iam pretty sure he hasn't got a clue either which usually means 'no 10'

I'm 'open to the idea' of waking up to a tit £#%&! off Kelly Brook but it's not going to happen and hopefully neither will this.
Edit: Ears beat me to the analogy

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Edit: Ears beat me to the analogy

and mine was SFW

Pointless oaf

Prefer Fellaini

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

I'm 'open to the idea' of waking up to a tit £#%&! off Kelly Brook but it's not going to happen and hopefully neither will this.
Edit: Ears beat me to the analogy

Uh oh..... 📒

Originally Posted by utd99

Uh oh..... 📒

just for fancying someone old, fat and stupid?

fair enough.

Sooo, there's some new rules I need to know about then? Duly noted.

That's good of him.

One of the most overrated players in recent years.

Utterly utterly braindead on the pitch and seemingly not too bright off it.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

One of the most overrated players in recent years.

Utterly utterly braindead on the pitch and seemingly not too bright off it.

Would take for 10m - no more than that

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

One of the most overrated players in recent years.

.

That's true and not many people rate him highly.

We're tighter than Rooneys blue pajamas.

Unless Everton are willing to sell for 10,000 utd branded fidget spinners and a flash of their choice of mutv presenters, then i doubt he'll come to us .

I think don't think Jose could handle another mentally subnormal player. We've already got Shaw.

Love how we have become the home of exiled evertones

Rooney
Fellani
Lukaku
Moyes

Originally Posted by Stannage

Love how we have become the home of exiled evertones

Rooney
Fellani
Lukaku
Moyes

Let's hope one of them turns out decent..

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Pointless oaf

Prefer Fellaini

Let's not get carried away now.

Originally Posted by dunk

Let's hope one of them turns out decent..

What's 'decent'?

Becoming the top goalscorer in United's history whilst also breaking his national team's all-time goalscorer record at the same time, and winning every conceivable club honour in the game.

Would that be 'decent'?

Originally Posted by Neo

What's 'decent'?

Becoming the top goalscorer in United's history whilst also breaking his national team's all-time goalscorer record at the same time, and winning every conceivable club honour in the game.

Would that be 'decent'?

As big a bite as I've ever seen. Wasn't even disguised well. Forecourt at 9