Jesseh Lingard.

He can do whatever he wants as long as its not on a £#%&!ing pitch in a red shirt

Originally Posted by Palmer

He can do whatever he wants as long as its not on a £#%&!ing pitch in a red shirt

What if we’re away

Originally Posted by AK14

What if we’re away

Who against?

Originally Posted by Palmer

Who against?

Bayern

CL final

You’re happy that he plays?!



(Or more realistically Palace in the league cup)

Originally Posted by AK14

Bayern

CL final

You’re happy that he plays?!



(Or more realistically Palace in the league cup)

Now that is nuts.

Hate the @#%&!.

Love the way he has frozen out this season after thinking that fat @#%&! of an agent of his (or ex agent whatevs) could get him a move away.

A nothing player and a nothing person.

Beans, beans, £#%&!ing beans....

Originally Posted by Sapien

He's either:

Put his phone on timer mode, and stood there making his inane face and hand signals for a good 5 seconds, or
He's asked a friend/employee/relative to lie on the floor and take a photo while he makes himself look like a #@&%!.

Pretty sad either way when you think about it.

It's worse - these were posed for...

You can see one of the lights in his mirror that people use to try and make them look better in photoshoots...

In talks with Real Sociedad for a Jan loan move.

Useless @#%&!. Hope he gets eaten by an indigenous whatever the £#%&! dangerous animals they have out there in Spain.

Originally Posted by Pop

In talks with Real Sociedad for a Jan loan move.

Useless @#%&!. Hope he gets eaten by an indigenous whatever the £#%&! dangerous animals they have out there in Spain.

Shame he's not moving to Romania to get mauled by the same pack of wild dogs that Nigel Pearson fought off.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...e-a175616.html

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1223934036487409664

I forgot he exists, but he's the exact type of player that reminds you that the wrong attitute brings you absalute no were.

£#%&!’s sake. I thought he’d gone then. @#%&!.

Originally Posted by utd99

£#%&!’s sake. I thought he’d gone then. @#%&!.

me too! pointless bump. ffs

You don't want to see what he was up to last night....

Fresh off the plane from Germany, after a disastrous night of European football....

This little @#%&! was streaming FIFA on YouTube.



Remember when defeats hurt the players....

(Big numbers)



@#%&!

Originally Posted by naes_sean

me too! pointless bump. ffs

Polk auditioning to be Riccers trusty sidekick.

Sociedad are actually in contention for the title which is why his agent is probably linking him there. They can kiss goodbye to that if he goes.

Originally Posted by utd99

Polk auditioning to be Riccers trusty sidekick.

How long is left on his contract?

I can’t see any club actually giving us money in return for his services tbh.

Honestly forgot he plays for us for a while.

Originally Posted by AK14

How long is left on his contract?

I can’t see any club actually giving us money in return for his services tbh.

6 months, although we do have an option to extend it for another year

He is the type that will retire early and not down to injury.