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Unread 22-10-2018, 11:50 AM
Buck
 
Default #JLingz

Shipping Worldwide!

https://jlingz.com/

 
Unread 22-10-2018, 11:53 AM
waynes ear's
 
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he's a distinctly limited footballer and a £#%&!ing helmet. one of the reasons United are £#%&!ing shite is this sort of @#%&! is deemed acceptable at the club.

£#%&! off
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 11:56 AM
Sparky***
 
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Where the £#%&! is Roger Klotz these days the £#%&!ing little @#%&!?
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 11:58 AM
Buck
 
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Where the £#%&! is Roger Klotz these days the £#%&!ing little @#%&!?
Online shops don't run themselves
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 11:58 AM
windy waffles
 
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Literally forgot the garden gnome played for us.

An absolutely nothing player.

His iconic celebration? Yes, it's SOOOO iconic...
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 12:02 PM
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Unread 22-10-2018, 12:08 PM
rubbernecker
 
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18 quid for a two bob phone case

Sweets from babies - the story of Manchester United plc since 2005
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 12:08 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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JLINGZ logo is taken from Jesse’s iconic celebration and has been quickly replicated by fans across the globe
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 12:21 PM
utd99
 
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Unread 22-10-2018, 12:39 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Unread 22-10-2018, 12:41 PM
Cream
 
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'Be Yourself'

By wearing my gear.
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 01:42 PM
Buck
 
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One goal in the last seven months #iconic
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 01:49 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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The logo reminds me of those big snide de square jeans with square pockets they used to sell in the underground market with some cartoon character with spiky hair smoking a joint. The gear of absolute put the donk on its.
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 02:04 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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Why does he feel the need to create a brand for himself? He earns millions and plays for Manchester United. If he wants people to like him then they will for what he does on the pitch.. not his silly dances, celebrations, social media posts.

Be like Marcus.
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 02:37 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Be like Marcus.
by ensuring stories of his #@&%! antics stay out of the press and do some "heartwarming tale" videos with a blind kid just to make sure everyone thinks he's sound, when actually he's been slapped into place at Carrington a number of times?

yeah, be like Marcus
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 02:48 PM
Red Al
 
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Basically what ears has posted.
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 02:50 PM
windy waffles
 
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Link to him being slapped at Carrington or will assume it's just made up %@#$&!s from the forum's resident ADHD kid...
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 03:01 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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by ensuring stories of his #@&%! antics stay out of the press and do some "heartwarming tale" videos with a blind kid just to make sure everyone thinks he's sound, when actually he's been slapped into place at Carrington a number of times?

yeah, be like Marcus
What kind of antics are these?
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 03:06 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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What kind of antics are these?
Raddy ones
 
Unread 22-10-2018, 03:12 PM
£#%&! KFC
 
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Originally Posted by waynes ear's
by ensuring stories of his #@&%! antics stay out of the press and do some "heartwarming tale" videos with a blind kid just to make sure everyone thinks he's sound, when actually he's been slapped into place at Carrington a number of times?

yeah, be like Marcus
but he's from Manchestoh
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